I guess even the skrebs down south are even more expensive, it's only got 20p up here, some guy who used to always ask around here got an ASBO for it, apparently he was getting £80 a day from it

Skrebs, what a word!

Enter wrote:an elderly lady: would you be kind enough to lend me 40p for the phone as it seems i lost my purse.
me: "SMACK!! THIS IS FOR JACKING theprokrastinator!!!!!KICK!!!"

HAHAHA don't knock it dude, those old ladies are the worst have you noticed how rude theyre getting? pushing infront of you in ques and jabbing you with zimmer frames. lol i'm not joking either, they expect you to give them respect just because theyre old. xD

but yeah, thanks for the thought!

yeah some old people are crazy maaAAaan then again old homeless people are fun i once saw this tramp, he was standing in the middle of the road just screaming at the cars. And theres another one in ealing london actually it has a few a dude riding a bike and singing out loud, one guy who just steps back and foth over the speed bump and when we offered him a beer he spoke in this posh way "thanks, not for me" and some crackhead who spent like two months standing in the same place everyday until he got removed by the police.

When i was in Corby a couple of years ago for a job interview (as a prison warden) i was stopped by a scroat asking for change as he was hungry, to which i replied "if you were that hungry you wouldnt be buying fags, and you wouldnt have that (well fed looking) dog, so no!". That told him eh??

I used to see them alot too outside bus stations. The trick is to have a car so you don't need to get the bus...

Now I always see them outside the off liscence asking people for a quid so they can afford some vodka. I tell them I've got no money, then walk past them 2 minutes later with bags full of beer and a big grin on my face... haha, fucking bag heads. How do people end up so fucking pathetic?

Drinking too much K cider?

Special Broooooo

thrash metal maniac wrote:Special Broooooo

ah the central heating for the homeless

Enter wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:Special Broooooo

ah the central heating for the homeless

hahaha fools ^^

James wrote:Drinking too much K cider?

The only side effect of that is success!

James wrote:Drinking too much K cider?

That shite's fucking foul like. I like my alcohol strong but not to the extent that all you can taste is chemicals.

Shall we just agree that cider sucks and beer is the way to go?

Nah!

Cider is pretty good if you're wanting to get that quick ticket to Escape Island, but if you're doing white lightning you really ought to be worried. I mean, I drink quite a bit of cider when I'm hard up for money and really want to forget about my troubles. The same goes for wine: if you tank a couple of bottles fairly quickly then you're set!

Still, I'd rather have a nice beer, i.e. a continental lager, though my drink of choice in pubs tends to be Guinness because it's the least inconsistent pint you get in Glasgow.

I'm not sold on the idea of ale at all. I've had plenty of nice ales but I like to get a bit of a kick out of my drink as well as some kind of taste. Through Arran Ale and McEwan's Champion provide both...

Metal Iain wrote:

James wrote:Drinking too much K cider?

That shite's fucking foul like. I like my alcohol strong but not to the extent that all you can taste is chemicals.

Grow some balls you pansy, £1 cans of K are the way to go!