Hello, for my Creative Writing module I need to produce an 800 word journalism piece on pretty much anything I want. The only problem is, it has to be interesting and I don't have any good ideas. I need to have thought of something by Wednesday, so get cracking, worker-bees.

I'm thinking of maybe doing it on this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_27_Club

Any better ideas?

Cheese.

It's the best food you can imagine. You can do so many things with it. You could easily write 800 words on the different ways to make a meal amazing with cheese.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Cheese.

It's the best food you can imagine. You can do so many things with it. You could easily write 800 words on the different ways to make a meal amazing with cheese.

Hell yes!

cheese sucks i only like mozzarella .

Write about Geoff Capes. His last name is ace.

nuke wrote:cheese sucks i only like mozzarella .

Wimp! Get some fuckin' stilton down ya.

I bought some five year old chedder the other day, nicest cheese i have ever had.

Write it on Thorpe Park. Cos apparently that's the good one and Chesington World of Adventures is the crap one. I went to Thorpe Park years and years ago and it was bloody shit. I went Chesington a couple of years ago and then that was shit.

What I hear they've done is move all the good rides to Thorpe, and all the shit ones to chesington to make small children happy after they've looked at monkeys and birds in the zoo. Makes sense to me. I'm going to Thorpe Park soon, so I can tell you what it's like and then you can do a follow up report or something.

OR perhaps you could write about eating cheese at theme parks. That'd be an adventure. Or I could tell you about the time I met Frank Bruno at Alton Towers. He was great. He laughed.

Write about the trails and tribulations of trying to be creative.

You could go along the lines of a nature/nurture thing, like is being creative something you are born with, or something you can learn.

Easy, write it on dimethylaminoazobenzene, or a similar aliphatic diazo compound. I always find diazonium salts a good topic myself

Funny names you can call ethnic minorities?

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I'm going to Thorpe Park soon, so I can tell you what it's like and then you can do a follow up report or something.

When are you going to Thorpe Park? Can I come?

borninblood wrote:Funny names you can call ethnic minorities?

True, true! In some parts of the country they call the ethnic minorities english y'know

Immortalicide wrote:Easy, write it on dimethylaminoazobenzene, or a similar aliphatic diazo compound. I always find diazonium salts a good topic myself

hahaha, thats good one!

Azo-dyes are great! I had an orange lab coat at college... until I lost it