Okay, I'm wanting to plan a big holiday to Playa De Las Americas, Tenerife, Canary Islands. I went there, roughly...six years ago, and loved it immensely. Black beaches, decent night life for all you..night..people....and an amazing zoo and waterpark. The Zoo has a Seal show...where the Seals play football and shit, and fucking Snow Leopards, and the biggest amount of penguins in the world excluding Antarctica...and the Waterpark has a dolphin show...(http://www.aqualand.es/tenerife/index.php) and superduper amazing slides that are silly.
And there's loads of massive steak houses...and a place with a fucking load of massive tampolines for no reason...and the people don't try and sell you stuff like in other touristy places...and Lizard crawl everywhere...and the McDonalds tastes really different but a lot better...
Basically, it's fucking mint. I'll get it cheap because I know a lass working at Thomas Cook. I just to know who is interested in going, and what time of year suits you best, as both will matter towards the quote. It'll be a week long holiday, with an all inclusive hotel, preferably four star or higher.
