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Day Of The Dead Remake... Looks CRAP!

Postby Atom on Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:21 pm

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Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:27 pm

That looks shit. I thought the Dawn of the Dead remake was also shit. The only thing that is entertaining is Ving Rhames, him being a bad ass motherfucker.

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Postby Atom on Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:31 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:It's all about The Dark Knight!


Thats going to be so much better but this doesn't even look like Day... Its supposed to be an underground pressure cooker where the humans are as much of a danger as the undead, not this pile of wank! Arg, rubbish, bzzz!
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Postby Darkweasel on Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:52 pm

It didn't bode well that they had scheduled a January 07 release date for the film but withdrew it due to the incredibly piss poor reception it received at test screenings.

I read a review on Harry Knowles' Aint it Cool website recently and it seems they've gone down the unintentional comedy route.

1. A Magic rifle to kill zombies.
2. Zombies climbing walls/ceilings
3. Zombies driving cars
4. Bub, the dead soldier, is actually a really nice chap who won't eat his friends because... He's a vegetarian!

Move over Plan 9 From Outer Space, this could very well be the worst film in movie history.
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Postby James on Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:47 pm

Haha, typical black dude one-liner: "it's a baaad day to be a zombie"

Terrible.
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Postby caspio on Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:48 pm

haha if its worse than plan 9 from outer space tho it will become both the worst and best film simultaniously..

they should of just left it tho, no need for all these shitty remakes :wall:
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:07 pm

It is a remake, of course it is going to be total wank.

Our only hope is Romero's next film. Even if his last one was a bit of a stinker.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:11 pm

James wrote:Haha, typical black dude one-liner: "it's a baaad day to be a zombie"

Terrible.


That line made me want to puke.
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Postby Destruction on Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:26 pm

I've never got why Plan 9 From Outer Space or any or Ed Wood film gets as much stick as they do, just a guy who liked making movies doing the best he could with the resources he had. Plus anyone who got the whole cast of Plan 9 From Outer Space baptised so the Church would pay for the film is alright in my book :lol:
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Postby Holy Crap! Lions! on Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 pm

That looks like SHITE.
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:54 am

I was wondering when a trailer for this would come about.
I hate this fucking film without even having to go and see it.
The trailer didn't load up, and I still hate it.
It doesn't need re-making. The original was awesome, still is awesome and will always be awesome. Stupid money grabbing bastards.
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Postby poison_was_the_cure on Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:15 am

agh!! this is a disgrace!! i havent seen the trailer coz the computer wont let me, but day of the dead is one of my favourite films ever!!! and i know theyre gonna go and ruin it, just like they do when they re make just about any film!!! why cant they just stop remaking great films to try and appeal to a bigger audience and end up making them utter shit!!! agh!!! is bub the zombie even in the re make
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Postby Darkweasel on Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:19 pm

is bub the zombie even in the re make


Er, you may want to check out my previous post. Or possibly not, as the case may be...
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Postby poison_was_the_cure on Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:02 pm

Darkweasel wrote:
is bub the zombie even in the re make


Er, you may want to check out my previous post. Or possibly not, as the case may be...


yea i noticed just after i posted!! thats ridiculous what they have done with him though!!! i wonder if the leave the part it where he learns to listen to a walkman!! haha! great!
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Postby Thrashface on Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:14 pm

James wrote:Haha, typical black dude one-liner: "it's a baaad day to be a zombie"

Terrible.


That makes Arnold Schwartzenneggar quotes look intellectual and witty. Although let's face it there are some classic Arnie quotes.
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