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Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby ribbons69 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:23 pm

So I went out yesterday afternoon for a few drinks with the girlfriend,ran into a mate from work who was planning on going to this bungee jumping event at this pub.We'd had a few by this point,so we decided to tag along,and once we got there,I got steadily more drunk,and after about an hour I thought "Fuck it,I want to have a go.Failed miserably to persuade anyone there to chip in to the cost,signed (well,scrawled) my name on some form,and up I went.At no point did the organisers enquire about my age (I'm 40) my health (bad arthritis) or mental state (pissed up)
Glad I did it though,it was fantastic!

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Although with my New Rocks on,I do look a bit like Frankenstein's monster.And had I any idea that I was going to do it when I left the house yesterday morning,I would have made a point of wearing my "Heavy Metal Killed My Face" shirt.





Oh,and IT was FIFTY QUID :shock:
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby James on Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:25 pm

Haha, amusing. I would never have the guts to do that though.
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Creeping Dan on Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:43 pm

I would LOVE to do that. Ive been on a bunjee ball thing but that looks so much better.
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:00 pm

I hate falling out of bed, let alone jumping off anything.
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Bangover on Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:23 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:I would LOVE to do that. Ive been on a bunjee ball thing but that looks so much better.


I went on one of them when I was like 12 and can remember being really dissapointed because it was so shit. I wouldn't mind doing a bungee though.
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:45 pm

I would have just done a shit off the platform, much better.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:35 pm

i fucking hate heights. i could never do anything like that!!!! id proper freeze up at a height like that!!!
Im not a wuss tho, cuz i took on a crowd of rabid football hooligans single handed during a burton home match once HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:39 pm

Did you threaten them with one of your butchers' knives?
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby thrashduck on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:42 pm

Someone got knived in the town next to me yesterday, which was voted the most average town in the UK not so long ago (for income, standard of living etc).

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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:47 pm

It's an epidemic, allegedly.
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:48 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Did you threaten them with one of your butchers' knives?

Actually, i was stood by the away fans who were getting very rowdy and they were shouting abuse at us all. Come half time, about 20 of them went over the fence and onto our terrace and started running at us. I turned to say summat to ian, and he and everyone else had run off!!! I was leaning on a girder and couldnt be arsed to run off, so just stood there as they all ran straight past me!!!!! even the police who had watched the video tapes said to me "why the fuck didnt you run off!!!!!!!??????" (exact words as well) :lol:
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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby MartinC on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:01 pm

I went on a bungee thing at American Adventure theme park. It was pretty good.

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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby zykloned on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:11 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Come half time, about 20 of them went over the fence and onto our terrace and started running at us. I turned to say summat to ian, and he and everyone else had run off!!!:lol:




Oh Ian Ian Ian....

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Re: Drunk Metal Fan Jumps From Crane

Postby MartinC on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:17 pm

Ian's a PUSSY'OLE!
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