Girls are gay.

P.S. The need for girls has become largely obsolete thanks to redtube.com and xvideos.com.

However, they also made me heavily dependent on my hourly fix of anal porn.

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:I can't even remember what girls are like.

Just feel the inside of your cheek (face).

Woah...

Seconded

Herzeleid wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:I can't even remember what girls are like.

Just feel the inside of your cheek (face).

Woah...

Seconded

Use it wisely and remember to wash your hands before you do it: you could end up tasting your own jizz otherwise eh.

GoreBastard wrote:Since you've not met them in person I'm assuming you met them online?

What website was it because I'm not getting any action either, so maybe I'll take one of them off your hands if it doesn't go anywhere! haha

I'd keep talking to em for another month or so and if nothing happens, start from scratch!

I met them both when I was out on a couple of nights - one week after the other. The main problem is they both live in London and I live in Kent. This means I only go up for a couple of days at a time and I'm not very organised. For example, last time I went up I lost my phone so communication was... difficult.

Katze wrote:Sounds like they're keeping you a possible 'option' to me, perhaps.

Possibly. I gave up on one and they she set me a text saying 'when are you next up it would be really cool to see you blahblahblah'. The other one just seems like she spends too much time getting fucked (she tried to get in touch with me at 7am while still out on a bender). This makes her my type - although it does emphasise Herzeleid's point about women being 'batshit crazy'...

Yup, I thought as much, also

Herzeleid wrote:Yup, I thought as much, also

Genius!

Perhaps rape is the answer?

jonny_boy34 wrote:Perhaps rape is the answer?

I think the classic Martin idiom 'People with long hair don't want to have sex' probably hints at a more likely answer. It's a shame I keep having the same nightmare about getting a haircut then staring at the mirror on the verge of tears...

Metal Iain wrote:

jonny_boy34 wrote:Perhaps rape is the answer?

I think the classic Martin idiom 'People with long hair don't want to have sex' probably hints at a more likely answer. It's a shame I keep having the same nightmare about getting a haircut then staring at the mirror on the verge of tears...

Haha, that's such a lie, even for Martin...ESPECIALLY for Martin.

Argh, girls! I always seem to fall for girls who usually have boyfriends or just turn out to be dickheads. It's just too much trouble! I'd say go for the drunk one, I'd love a girlfriend who gets as drunk as me.

There is a foxy polish girl at work that i might pluck up the courage to ask out........ in about two months.

Dian Wei wrote:There is a foxy polish girl at work that i might pluck up the courage to ask out........ in about two months.

Is it this* Polish girl by any chance?

If so, is tag rape on the cards?

God, I love Eastern Europe. They have everything (except food) down to a tee: birds, beer and prejudice.

*Joanna Krupa

Dian Wei wrote:There is a foxy polish girl at work that i might pluck up the courage to ask out........ in about two months.

If you say that, she'll resign in a month. That's happened to me before.