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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sat May 02, 2009 11:36 am

I like this:
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat May 02, 2009 2:15 pm

haha
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 2:22 pm

I'm not sure he should have given his name and written it on a post-it that has a contact number on it.
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby thrashduck on Sat May 02, 2009 5:08 pm

"Hello Budget, have you got someone on your books called Jack!? JACK BLOODY HIT MY CAR! J-A-C-K!"

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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 7:40 pm

- Hello Budget, I would like to speak to Jack...
- Speaking.
- Jaaack, I got your note...
- Oh...
- Yes, 'oh'. You're cream crackered, mate. I got in touch with the police and they are now in touch with B&Q as a security camera in their car park caught you hitting my car. You're up the fucking Suwannee.
- Really?
- No, but I wouldn't mind your insurance details.

Pertfectly plausible.
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby thrashduck on Sat May 02, 2009 7:41 pm

You're assuming he worked for Budget....
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 7:44 pm

Why else would he have Budget-branded post-its? Most people wouldn't even have the normal, yellow post-its in their car, let alone Budget ones. I've no idea who Budget are so it is possible that Jack is in their employ. He might even own the company, hence why he keeps Budget post-its in his car.
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 7:48 pm

Development:

http://www.budget.com.au/default.aspx

If Jack was driving the rental car, they would most likely notice that it came back dodgy. If Jack wasn't driving the rental car, the other person could phone Budget to see if any of their cars have come back dodgy and get to Jack that way. This assumes, however, that Jack didn't lie about his name, which he almost certainly would have.

All I'm saying is that Jack's a tosser.
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby thrashduck on Sat May 02, 2009 7:48 pm

You haven't heard of Budget?

Budget are a big company..hire and rent cars... Your theory falls down on this point..
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 7:49 pm

I don't drive and am not old enough to rent a car, unless the 25-year-old thing is a myth. Had it been Avis or Enterprise, I would have been alert.

P.S. I revised my theory.
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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby rachelrocks on Mon May 04, 2009 11:02 pm

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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn on Thu May 07, 2009 10:23 am

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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby caspio on Thu May 07, 2009 7:18 pm

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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby metaltony on Fri May 08, 2009 1:16 pm

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Re: Funny pics thread.

Postby Seregon-James on Sat May 09, 2009 3:17 am

The band now has a van, what better way to get noticed then with a cute vinyl sticker decal for the rear window.

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