Your Mum.....

by **Lev** on Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:53 pm

I'd offer, but it's best I don't make anything.

by **radioactive rik** on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:47 am

your mum had the decency to post her cooking arrangements in the right thread :lol:

by **Dian Wei** on Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:09 am

Your mother is a sloth in regards to craw maintainence.

by **meluaz** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:47 pm

yo momma so fat..she got baptized in sea world

by **Lev** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:55 pm

Your mother most certainly shows her age, but it's expected really.

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:56 pm

Lev wrote:Your mother most certainly shows her age, but it's expected really.

gold.

by **slacker babbath** on Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:18 pm

knock knock: Whos there?
JO.
JO who.
JO momma.

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move

Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:19 pm

slacker babbath wrote:
Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

GOLD!

by **Resilience Records** on Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:09 pm

this is one i saw one the incredible TV Show "Snap", at stu's house the other night. basically 2 teams face up against each other in what can only be described as a ring... no physical contact allowed, just pure cussin' action! so... get ready...

"Yo Mumma's sooo Black that when she has a bath, it turns into tea!"

by **meluaz** on Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:14 pm

she should use some moisturizer then so her skin dont peel off

by **Dian Wei** on Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:28 am

haha, zurab's well funny at the moment.

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:00 am

your mum is so fat she has to pay a congestion charge in Brighten

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:08 am

your mum is so fat that it doesnt matter if she nicks all the covers cos i can always pull one of tires over to keep warm at night

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:10 am

your mum is so fat if you slap her arse surfers ride the waves

by **Headtrip Higgins** on Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:11 am

your mums so fat shes on the map

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