One day a penis writes a letter of complaint to the head! I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons : * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I plunge head - first into everything I do * I do not get a weekend or public holiday off * I work in a damp environment * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis ; After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the Management rejects your request for the following reasons ... * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of your direct manager * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations * You need to be pressurised and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You do not always wear protective clothing when working * You will probably retire before age 65 * You are unable to work double shifts * You leave your designated work area sometimes before the task is completed * And you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags Sincerely.. The management

GoreBastard wrote::whistle:

That looks like you are imagining blowing that penis!! Are you gay gorebastard?

http://www.myspace.com/gayrainbowman

Hmmmmm!!!

The evidence is compelling.

hahahaha

I like!!

Immortalicide wrote:

GoreBastard wrote::whistle:

That looks like you are imagining blowing that penis!! Are you gay gorebastard?

oxfordrocks wrote:http://www.myspace.com/gayrainbowman

Hmmmmm!!!

The evidence is compelling.

Haha, no I'm not gay, but last night I did have a weird dream where my best friend had turned gay, and he was trying to convince me to turn aswell... No bullshit. I never have dreams either......... I hope I'm not turning gay!


Oh fuck.

GoreBastard wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

GoreBastard wrote::whistle:

That looks like you are imagining blowing that penis!! Are you gay gorebastard?

oxfordrocks wrote:http://www.myspace.com/gayrainbowman

Hmmmmm!!!

The evidence is compelling.

Haha, no I'm not gay, but last night I did have a weird dream where my best friend had turned gay, and he was trying to convince me to turn aswell... No bullshit. I never have dreams either......... I hope I'm not turning gay!


Oh fuck.

If you do turn gay, martin will show the the way forward to that lifestyle. Make sure he gets checkout first for no nasty STDs.He does look dodgy

I definitely have at least five.

MartinC wrote:I definitely have at least five.

I knew it. Bumming is not good Martin. you dont know whats living up there.

Actually, you're supposed to call them STI's now. Apparently people are upset by the word "disease".
Now we have to call people in wheelchairs "infected fucking retards", instead of "diseased fucking retards".

I read this article on the front of a paper the other day about how disabled people DON'T like being treated like they're 'special'... I guess that's not relevant but ha!!!

thrash metal maniac wrote::lol:

I read this article on the front of a paper the other day about how disabled people DON'T like being treated like they're 'special'... I guess that's not relevant but ha!!!

Maybe we should burn down all the ramps and handrails then?

"I'll be ok.." *limp, limp*

I'd like to see you burn down a hand rail.