Why isn't there a Chris Morris thread? Bloody hell. Unless there is.

There must be loads of fans here. He's one of the greatest comedians of our time. No doubt about it.

Been watching Nathan Barley through again. For some reason, Morris purists don't like it... can't work that out. It's brilliant.

"You really don't want to have a drink with me, I'm quite fucked up"
"Yeah I do. Fucked ups great, I'm well fucked up!"
"I mean really fucked up"
"Hit me"
"You really don't wanna know"
"I can take it, bring it on"
"I have bonobo syndrome."
"Yeah, really? What's the problem?"
"You know the monkey's that fuck all the time"
"Brilliant. And?"
"My uncle fucked me when I was 8"
".......................I'll kill him!"
"But he didn't, I just thought he did. Which is like me doing it to myself and mummy said that's worse"
"...yeah..."
"I don't even have an uncle"
"Oooooooh......what?"

uh-hu i did the bitch and she lay twitchin, i know that sheøs a, she's an Uzi Lover

"Where's your self re-cocking-spect?!?"


"I rate that as easily the best thing i ever read"
"whats the second best thing you ever read"
"... like... books and shit"
"what books?"
"...Heidi"
"is that a book?"
"yeah i recon"


" the new logo, good reactions etc...?"
"i rate it"
"yeah, coz it'll piss people off yeah. and they'll think they're getting pissed off by RAPE, yeah"
"except its not even RAPE, its still APE"
"so yeah, so their getting pissed off... by APE!"


"when shake your head at local paper story of a crime git, and look again and see that he is you. this long and shivery bugger in the park."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ecxW3KPUD4

I didn't like Barley at first, but then it grew on me like a powerful comedy tumour...

He is literally my god.

"There's a cup of orange in a dead body Alan?"
"I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!"
"YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!"

Why is it people can't think of the British Isles without putting the word 'Paedoph' in front?

Gonna have to check this guy out, big fan of Dane Cook too

For some reason, Morris purists don't like it... can't work that out. It's brilliant.

I usually respond to sweeping comments like that by disagreeing. However, this time I can't. I hated Nathan Barley with a passion but I loved:

The Day Today:
"Headmaster Suspended for Using Big Faced Child as Satellite Dish"
"Where Now for Man Raised by Puffins"?

Brass Eye:
"You are a paedophile. You are a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two pin din plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're a unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence vole. You're a free willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer".


"The Singapore solution : A paedophile has an implant the size of a cashew nut in his rectum. These devices are triggered by the sound of children's voices. "It" hears those voices . It expands to the size of a 42 inch colour television set. Bang! They fall to the ground shrieking and the children are safe".

"Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real 'evidence' for it but it is scientific fact".

i loved nathan barley, especially last year whilst i was actually living in Shoreditch, the funniest thing about it is theres so many people just like it there!

It took me a couple of watches too to get into Nathan Barley. Maybe just because the first time I was really tired and couldn't be bothered. But when I watched it properly I loved it. But BrassEye I loved the moment I saw it. What an unbelievable thing. Also I remember being shown The Day Today many years ago in a media studies conference, of all things! They were talking about title sequences, and I think they showed the beginning of the second one, where just before the end of the sequence you see Chris Morris quickly saying "Yes!" It made me nearly cry.

So here we go.

"She needs Wolf Power."

"It's a fucking dizgrace."

"You'd sting me with a wasp?"
"This is a conversation..."
"Yes."

"Oh... this is the introduction for Robert Elms. Do you know Robert Elms?"

"UK used to stand for United Knigdom. But ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for... Unbelievable Crimewave!"

"Do you agree with this question: If you don't get a job, he gets stuffed!"

caspio wrote:i loved nathan barley, especially last year whilst i was actually living in Shoreditch, the funniest thing about it is theres so many people just like it there!

i think its based on that whole scene going on there, and in Hoxton etc. Hilarious! i love the fact that you can now use Nathan Barley as a way of describing somebody.

" 'Last one on drugs is a queer' Yells Portilo"

Baltimora

"Well you put it over AP"
"You put it over a pea?"
"You put it over the wire services.."
"You put a wire over a pea? Is it like a distribution pea? I phone up a pea, and I send a pea down a wire to a pea, and then the pea sends it out to all the newspapers?"
"Uh.. yeh.."

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"People say Alcohol's a drug.. It's not a drug, it's a drink..."

Use your cheesebox and say no!

DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental In A Dustbin.