Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Whatever.

Iain Says The Stupidest Things, then.

You cannot swim!

jonny_boy34 wrote:Earlier today Faraz asked me if he should order pizza or curry. I suddenly thought, why not do both and put the curry on the pizza? I think that'd be delicious.

It is delicious, it's one of my favourite things ever. Also something that used to do in year 9/10 was put chocolate donuts on pizza, it was surprisingly nice actually

radioactive rik wrote:dude food...

Now a daily phrase for me, well done chap.

Does anyone remember the "turtles" pizzas with chocolate and marshmallows? I used to love that as a kid!

Metal Iain wrote:Bran?!

How can your rings take it? It must be like being reverse-raped.

Surely being ass raped is like taking (literally) a reverse shit? Just repeatedly.

I think Kraf Dinner should be the winner as I also thought of it straight off, that makes 4 votes.

I always liked a bit of cheese wrapped in ham. It makes for a good snack. Also, I like cereal out of the box, no milk (or water). It's like a big box of crists. I usually get something honey based (crunch nut, honey nut cherios, most recently honey shreddies) or something sugary (frosted shreddies etc). Great snack, specailly as I don't eat breakfast. Also, honey and ham sandwiches aren't half bad. Pizzas are clearly the food of any rock musician, from punk, through grunge, to thrash. The only people who can't eat them are vegans. And, I suppose, strict carnivours, but you don't really get many people who won't at least eat bread. Oh, and eggs go with anything. Ever. Even dirt.

Bah, all this stuff is mere poser food compared to the almighty BACON PIZZA!

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii28 ... C_0148.jpg

Made by a friend and myself on one really fucking boring morning.
Needless to say, it made me a vegetarian.

That looked fucking grim.

I might try and make a good version of that. I'm a king in the kitchen.

Make a full breakfast, dice it up then stir in cold beans, add Raw egg and put it in a pie crust, the egg holds all the filling together when it sets.

Now that's dude food, serve with virgns blood.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Make a full breakfast, dice it up then stir in cold beans, add Raw egg and put it in a pie crust, the egg holds all the filling together when it sets.

Now that's dude food, serve with virgns blood.

That actually sounds really good. If only I liked beans.

zykloned wrote:I might try and make a good version of that. I'm a king in the kitchen.

Don't suppose you're a toaster are you? I have a Welsh friend who told us all a bunch of Welsh nursery rhymes, and there was one about a toaster who was king of the kitchen There's also one about a giant, which, in English, goes something like this:

Giant giant giant,
Big big big,
His head is very far,
From the ground.

I love Wales

Swap beans for Tinned tomatoes in or fresh ones sliced in layers.

Said friend repeated the experiment a few weeks later, but with a bunch of black pudding, sausage, a fuckton of cheese and some other artery clogging goodies. I'll look for a picture of the monstrosity.

Two slices of toast: brown for main course, white for pudding. Of course, I'm the one who's laughing, as I actually LOVE brown toast.

That's it... that's the last breakfast?

James wrote:Two slices of toast: brown for main course, white for pudding. Of course, I'm the one who's laughing, as I actually LOVE brown toast.

That was a really amusing thing for me as i used to be that before i watched peep show, i have stopped now out of shame.