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Kerrang! What a bunch of fucking noobs

Postby STD_Caps on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:12 pm

I was flicking through this weeks (now last weeks) K! yesterday and saw their review of October File. It kind of said they were a good, Godflesh/Killing Joke industrial styled punk bandl. I happen to know of and like the band and I can perfectly accept that as a review. I am also perfectly satisfied with KKKK as a rating.

'So what's the fucking deal?' I hear you cry.

Well, the introduction went a bit like this:

When HG Wells said in 1984 "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever," he was probably thinking of music like this as a musical accompaniment.

What a complete bunch of twats...
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:16 pm

Eric Arthur Blair rules!
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:36 pm

Why were you reading Kerrang and not, for example, FHM?
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:42 pm

I've often had a flick whilst reading FMH, but not one with Kerrang for years, since they stopped printing photos of Lee Aaron. :eyes:
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Postby boovidge on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:36 am

HG Wells was pr0n
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:42 am

I preferred Match magazine, circa 1997.
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Postby Vision on Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:37 am

I haven't picked up A Kerrang for about 7 years.
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Postby MartinC on Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:06 am

My new favourite magazine is 'Front'. It's like FHM, but funnier and more immature.
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Postby terrorizer on Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:02 am

Figgers...
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Re: Kerrang! What a bunch of fucking noobs

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:32 am

STD_Caps wrote:
When HG Wells said in 1984 "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever," he was probably thinking of music like this as a musical accompaniment.



That's one of the most retarded statements I've ever read.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:20 am

boovidge wrote:HG Wells was pr0n


Why do you keep using that stupid word?! Just because I grumbled about the constant "=win" and "fail" comments, don't think I'm happy with alternative nonsense! :evil:
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Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:20 pm

There's a wedding shop in Preston called Pr0nutopia. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:29 pm

There was a hat shop in Camberwell called Rim World!
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Postby boovidge on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:41 pm

James wrote:
boovidge wrote:HG Wells was pr0n


Why do you keep using that stupid word?! Just because I grumbled about the constant "=win" and "fail" comments, don't think I'm happy with alternative nonsense! :evil:



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Postby Bangover on Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:18 pm

boovidge wrote:
James wrote:
boovidge wrote:HG Wells was pr0n


Why do you keep using that stupid word?! Just because I grumbled about the constant "=win" and "fail" comments, don't think I'm happy with alternative nonsense! :evil:



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