ask him how he maintains a build like Bruce Lee considering his drinking/drug taking over the years.

its like he does weights whilst wearing a duff/beer hat with 2 straws.
or a does a line between every 10 sit ups aka Sniff-ups.

Meth.

I swear at about 2:00 into 'Blood and Iron' it goes:

"Flesh of steel, a legion of boners"

another spot the difference...

rik's gay everyone!

The Fourth Norseman wrote:rik's gay everyone!

yeah...i am rather happy as it goes. (pun comeback!)

OR i'll play along:yeah,have you seen that Iggy Pop t.v advert lately?i have to cover my erection with a cushion every time it is televised.

The old erection cushion flip reverse sidewinder upside down backflip ollie underflip 360 manual neckplant trick eh?

Extreme knob sports.

grinds would be tricky...

thrashduck wrote:The old erection cushion flip reverse sidewinder upside down backflip ollie underflip 360 manual neckplant trick eh?

thatl be the one.
so you get a boner at that ad too? maybe we could go to the cinema to watch brokeback mountain 2 and try the old popcorn trick?
actually how could i be so disgusting........
........there wont even be a brokeback mountain 2.

see what i did there

thrash metal maniac wrote:grinds would be tricky...

yeah you might get your foreskin stuck when tryna grind your bellend down the zip rail.i suppose its worth a try considering youve got a "helmet".ha!

extreme codpiece griding

penal-ympics

as punishment for crimes?

thrash metal maniac wrote:as punishment for crimes?

ha,youre catching on to the world of punnery