Now eating...

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:08 pm

Jonathan, I don't understand!

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:16 pm

Well, the contestants run upstairs and get a clue...

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:19 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Well, the contestants run upstairs and get a clue...

upstairs downstairs should actually be put on tv

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:25 pm

That would be great. A bit like knowing me, knowing you. But David Brent hosting the game show.

Oh yeah... a kit kat and a cup of tea.

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:30 pm

What they should also make is Gareth Keenan Invetigates!

Erm, nothing at the moment. But I'll be eating beer shortly.

by **Immortalicide** on Fri May 25, 2007 9:43 pm

5 boneless pork loin steaks marinated in garlic, soy sauce, ginger and five spice marinade, with mushroom fried rice and morrisons extremely scrummy walnut dream ice-cream for pudding!!!! I am going to feel so fat after this

by **STD_Caps** on Fri May 25, 2007 10:55 pm

MartinC wrote:KFC are proper not nice to chickens.

Profit over animal
The torture is near criminal
You can never justify
Deserve the minimum of rights

Burn the beaks off faces,
Chickens trapped in cages,
Sit in filth and faeces,
Crippled with diseases.

Eat your death food,
In your white hood,
Don't it taste good?!

KKK-FC! KKK-FC! KKK-FC! KKK-FC!

Get those profit margins-
Ever, ever higher,
Put those chickens, in conditions-
That are truly dire,
It's not killing life,
They never get to live,
They're just flesh pumped with-
Hormones and additives!

Born and bred for people,
Bones grow weak and feeble,
Chickens dropped in oil,
For their/your greed and toil.

Eat your death food,
In your white hood,
Don't it taste good?!

KKK-FC! KKK-FC! KKK-FC! KKK-FC!

KKK-FC by STD

by **MartinC** on Fri May 25, 2007 11:52 pm

I just don't like how they cut the beaks off them while they're alive. Un-necessary cruelty in my opinion.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:01 am

STD_Caps wrote:Eat your death food,
In your white hood,
Don't it taste good?

Well we've clearly established that no, it doesn't taste good. Man, this song really misses the mark!

by **Herzeleid** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:08 am

I had KFC tonight, 3 piece variety meal. Best food ever. I can really taste the suffering

by **boovidge** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:13 am

i just watched the animal nazi video on KFC. Pretty sick stuff. I was almost tempted to go out and buy a life-time supply of KFC when they asked me to 'order a vegetarian pack' at the end though :doh:

by **zykloned** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:16 am

Man.

I hate how they're cruel to animals.

But I fucking hate vegetarian alternatives too!

Went to a Thai buffet.

Didn't realise it was fucking tofu fake chicken until I was halfway down the road.

:wall:

by **Herzeleid** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:17 am

Yeah, those vegetarians just want everyone to be as weak and puny as them so they can actually put their whiney points across without just being thrown into a dumpster.

Why does everyone care about chickens so much? Have you ever met one? They're bastards!

by **boovidge** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:28 am

Herzeleid wrote:Why does everyone care about chickens so much? Have you ever met one? They're bastards!

by **Herzeleid** on Sat May 26, 2007 12:33 am

boovidge wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:Why does everyone care about chickens so much? Have you ever met one? They're bastards!

GET IN MA BELLEH!