Coolest Compter Game Character Round 1
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To use the old comedians rant, i never understood fun sized stuff. You have less sweets, YIPPIE!
They should be called, Mars, cheap skate parents edition.
They should be called, Mars, cheap skate parents edition.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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'Fun sized' and 'man sized' have always made me chuckle. 'King size' not so much, but I never really thought about it in the same way as the others for some reason. But now that I do, it's also hilarious. Imagine a Mars bar the size of a king.
But a tissue the size of a man indeed.

- jonny_boy34
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Tesco is the best, all this talk of sweets made me remember that you can get 4 tesco brand mars bars for 68p!!!! awesome!!
anyway, back to off topic, What does 'superking' mean on cigarette packs?
do they give you special powers and a crown when you smoke them?
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thrash metal maniac wrote:do they give you special powers and a crown when you smoke them?
If they do I'm gonna start smoking!
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They make you the best one of the three. Ten points to whoever gets that quote.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

- Dian Wei
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jonny_boy34 wrote:Imagine a Mars bar the size of a king.
Imagine a Mars bar the size and shape of Henry VIII!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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