cant help myself, i had to post this of my youngest in the maternity suite.

God, I wish I had a kid now.

MartinC wrote:God, I wish I had a kid now.

if you did it could quite possibly still be awake!!
its so weird, but in that pic i posted above, my youngest actually started secondary school this week!!!

One of my mates is having a baby very very soon indeed (well his girlfriend is 'having' it, he just provided his sperm, as you do), and I was talking to him the other night about it. He's 21 (22 in November), which is indeed rather young these days for these sorts of shenanigans, and he said yes indeed, when he first found out, he was bloody terrified, but they decided to keep it. And now, the other day, he was sitting down thinking about it, and suddenly realised he was happier than he's ever been in his life. I thought that was bloody lovely, and made me want to have a baby, that would be nice. I suppose I need a girlfriend (who's not mentally unstable) first though. Preferably a wife, and a house, and some money too.

I really don't want kids.

Oh... Bill, I don't know if this is going to work...

Dian Wei wrote:I really don't want kids.

Kids are hard work.

They cost you thousands over the years, and will cost far more than that emotionally.
They cause sleep deprivation, and worry.
They argue and bicker at the slightest opportunity, usually about nothing in particular.
They always want something. They dont understand when they cant have it.

Kids are hard work.

On the other hand, they are rewarding.
They can be so much fun.
They make you laugh.
They make you feel fulfilled.
They are loving and wonderful.
They make you feel so happy and proud.
They give you a reason to watch kids films at the cinema.

Or i could save myself all the money and spend it on me.

Don't want them, and if i do i'll get one from africa and train it to be my butler.

I should have got my ex-bird up the duff when I had the chance. She would never have been able to escape me then.

MartinC wrote:I should have got my ex-bird up the duff when I had the chance. She would never have been able to escape me then.

Whoah, thats deep!

Managed to blag another week of work, housebound at the mo so I'm putting my CDs in alphabetical order. It's harder than I thought.

Immortalicide wrote:

Look at that lovely border on the wall!

lulz, hair.

billy i will have yer baby

But it'd be half-Georgian, then.

zurabmelua wrote:billy i will have yer baby

You can keep it.