I'm considering jettisoning the locks for this very reason actually. I'm sick of not getting my end away and I'm not willing to shag fat birds, so logic dictates a nicer haircut. On the flip side, however, there remains the fact that I'm a miserly alcoholic with a very base sense of humour. I've already ditched the denim and leather motif and that's done almost nothing to aid in the pursuit of Nat King like so perhaps it's not the hair but my drunken Scottishness that is shitting all over me.

long hair doesn't mean no sex, don't be so silly!!!

thrash metal maniac wrote:long hair doesn't mean no sex, don't be so silly!!!

No, but it does mean no sex with really hot chicks.

hahaha if you say so.....

A nice shiny flying V should do the trick, very sexual.
I think most women identify METAL with GEEK, lets face it... 9 times out of 10, there right.

To be fair, I don't pull that often and I'm fucking gorgeous. I just end up with hag ex-girlfriends that ruin my entire life.

Long hair = no chicks?

Don't be ridiculous.

That's not what has been said, I think the general consesus is that long haired lads can get chicks, but they almost always tend to be fat.

MartinC wrote:That's not what has been said, I think the general consesus is that long haired lads can get chicks, but they almost always tend to be fat.

Precisely!

I defy anyone on this form to prove that a guy can get as hot a bird with long hair as he could with a proper haircut.

MartinC wrote:I think the general consesus is that long haired lads can get chicks, but they almost always tend to be fat.

Denied.


I've never had a fat bird.

Have you ever had a bird that wasn't a complete dog?

Metal Iain wrote:Have you ever had a bird that wasn't a complete dog?

Mhm.

It's true. Look at Jesus. Long hair, never got a shag.

terrorizer wrote:It's true. Look at Jesus. Long hair, never got a shag.

Nah nah, he couldn't get a shag so he went to a whore. There's not chance he got into Heaven like.

well duh long hair is against the bible