Just to prove that I not only invented thrash metal, but battle metal also - here is a gay song me and my equally nerdy virgin friends did when we were about 15. It has a rip roaring guitar solo.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=181868
I am awesome
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I am awesome
by MartinC on Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:19 pm
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Re: I am awesome
by The Fourth Norseman on Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:47 pm
no one cares, didn't even click the link.
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Re: I am awesome
by James on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:09 am
Shite.
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Re: I am awesome
by Dian Wei on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:13 am
Yeah...
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: I am awesome
by Metal Iain on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:20 am
Sounds exactly like every other Power Metal song ever written. If you included that on a perfectly serious album as a bonus track at the end, I'd laugh.
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Re: I am awesome
by thrashduck on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:27 am
"Stab them until they are dead?"
Utter tripe...
What's a goblin then?
Utter tripe...
What's a goblin then?
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Re: I am awesome
by Creeping Dan on Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:27 am
Eeeeerrrrr.....
Rub my face... up and down
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Re: I am awesome
by Lev on Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 am
Hahahaha, that was brilliant.
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
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Re: I am awesome
by thrash metal maniac on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:26 pm
that was actually amazing
what year was this made?
and why did you ever change band name? Mallet Face is awesome
what year was this made?
and why did you ever change band name? Mallet Face is awesome
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Re: I am awesome
by MartinC on Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:40 pm
It was made before I joined Bleretic. I wrote the entire thing and masterminded everything.
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Re: I am awesome
by Shugmaster on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:21 pm
That was pretty bad. The singer sounds like he could have been in some early 80's Joy Division rip off. Totally not mettaalllzzz.
Atchoo,cough, oink oink.
Atchoo,cough, oink oink.
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Re: I am awesome
by The Fourth Norseman on Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:39 pm
haha, I take it back this is amazing. It's like if an x factor winner did metal
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Re: I am awesome
by meluaz on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:34 pm
honestly what did u think after u had recorded this?
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