oh yeah and i went with thomas cook the other year.it was a great deal with the optional 18-30 style excursions ie:a booze cruise in the day on a boat,a foam party,an eve of silly music/entertainment by some over the top tranny.great stuff!

also aqua park is the nuts,i remember when i was 16 on my 2nd trip there was a load of construction going on.when i went 2yrs back with my ex the aqua park was twice the size and had that great dolphin show too.it was now double awesome!
also we visited the wildlife place and it was better than i thought it was really scenic and tranquil and there was some "cool runnings"style silver toboggan style ride for 3euros.you had to climb/scale the huge obstacle course in order to get to this ride though but it is truly rewarding and takes you all the way back down.i know it sounds childish to some of you but trust me its class.

also this time(as i wont be with my ex)i wouldnt mind a lovely time with big,fat,african lady on the strip.they offer blowjobs for 10euros.BARGAIN!
whoever pays 800euros is seriously getting ripped off
nah i wouldnt really do this as i dont want aids OR to be mugged by five nearby rastas while my pants are down.

but yeah,there are so many fit,easy,drunk chav ho's around so thatl do

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Tenerife owns the fuck out of pissing Prague

i think i paid £490 with thomas cook for las piramides apartments(it was 2 or 3star),self catering and that was in mid august for 10days and was in the highest priced time to go(as my ex worked at a school and could only go during peak,the selfish bitch)

i think june/july will be very reasonable and im sure you all have fucking ages to save up,so no excuses.

also the volcanic beaches are cooler than stereotypical gold sand beaches.besided all you racists who dont do black can chill on the man-made beaches.

I will warn you though Ricky, I shall be playing nothing but Offspring.

well i can tolerate it,but im not sure if all the hardhouse/garage loving geezers will want to hear it by the hotel poolside.

maybe we can blast out some thrash tunes to drown out the club anthems compilations all the lager nonces consider the shizz.

and paint up a towel/flag to say "uk thrash lovely boyz tour 2009" to hang it over the balcony for all to see/fear!

also we could get "hate cult 09" t shirts printed with our forum names and a random number printed on the back

Mnyurrrr...

I'm going to be boring and say...

'...well...I'm already going Amsterdam in February to get fucked up....so..........'

Just come Faraz, i want to go to amsterdamn..... and have a load of mushrooms and scream at whores.

Surely the more the betterer... keep offering your souls...

Well, if it's full then fine, sorry for not coming online for a bloody day.

Who said it was full?

Oh.

I'll come then. I need a holiday.

aaahahhh billy's account was stolen by spam bot

Wait there PENIS is another Billy, ENLARGEMENT because i GEAR don't recall mine AVAILABLE being taken over HERE.

How many people can't come if we're doing it before July?

You are seriously doing this? Fucking hell, I can't stand sharing the internet with some of you let alone a hotel room.

So that's a no then.