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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:35 pm

boovidge wrote:Supporting Liverpool = FAIL


I disagree.
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Anyway, for the shag:
Same as above but after you've filled up with gas -
Go to the seedier outskirts of town
go to the live cabaret
when she says its weird going to a strip club click the amateur strip night
sign
she will enter but you have to coach her
When she comes out to dance do this ....
Take off jacket when she comes on stage you get her to do sexy dance pole
dance rub body, take off skirt then she does chair dance, rubs body takes
off vest then sexy dance, pole dance, take off bra
She should now walk off stage and be announced the winner
she wants to go back to hers for a session in the hot tub
Back at hers she goes in to change follow her into the bedroom
She says you deserve a strip but she wants the hot tub so go with her
Kiss her in the tub, give her ONE glass of wine only or she'll be p*ssed
French kiss her
massage her shoulders
Kiss her
massage her shoulders
Grab her tits
lick her nipples
Rub her lower back
Grab her butt
massage her pussy
f**k her
after sex she will get out and you click on her face to keep the date going.
Click on the bedroom and ask to stay the night she's happy for you to and
you get in to bed and f**k again before she kicks you out in the morning.
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Postby oxfordrocks on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:15 am

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Postby thrashduck on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:28 am

Tentacle Porn is getting old.
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Postby Styxx on Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:05 am

Haha, that's fuckin mint!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:12 am

It would be better if she didn't have such a "punch worthy face".

What a fucking mong, I'd rather smack her in the jaw............... :lol:
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Postby boovidge on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:15 pm

Darkweasel wrote:Image


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Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.


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Postby Darkweasel on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:26 pm

United = Gayers.

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Postby Reanimator Luke on Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:13 pm

I have spent ALL DAY playing this. She's the most annoying chick in the world. 3 glasses of wine and she has to go for a lie down? ffs!

Managed to nail her in the jeep, the hot tub and the bedroom but can't seem to get it on with her and her mate, I keep getting shot down... :wall:
I killed Reanimator.
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:36 pm

I got laid on my second go (honest) :D

she insisted the light was out tho :cry:

although i had seen her take a shower :D

she didnt masterbate for me though :cry:
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Postby Vision on Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:54 am

She takes me on a date to dinner, the art museum and the amusement park and i got a 7 out of 10. Pobably cause I know fuck all about Art. Lets see how far this goes. :lol:

Oh well i just got a kiss out of it. :cry:


Great playing again and the page won't change when I click on something. This sucks.

Ok says it doesn't work properly in Firefox bt you can download it here.
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