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Postby terrorizer on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:29 pm

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I'd like to say that this is a joke advert, but it isn't. I scanned it from this month's Mojo!
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Postby Bangover on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:31 pm

fucking hell :lol: :lol: :lol:
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zurabmelua wrote:heretic are absolutely shit!!!

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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:32 pm

Lol
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Lev on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:36 pm

This really does ice the cake. Wow.
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:38 pm

lolz at the crywank intro
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Postby terrorizer on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:00 pm

They got rid of his Monkey's bum but couldn't sort this Johnny Two-Rivers!
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:07 pm

Amazing decriptions, well done.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby James on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:33 pm

Those sideburns just have to go.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:36 pm

ffs no sideburns are the fabric of space!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Thrash? on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:48 pm

Hahahaha, "He didn't 'run to the hills'" that's just about the most stupid thing ever.
*Comedic signature soon*
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Postby ribbons69 on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:32 pm

Thrash? wrote:Hahahaha, "He didn't 'run to the hills'" that's just about the most stupid thing ever.

:lol: True.
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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:39 pm

having a bald spot is the least thing he has to worry about. What a tit!
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Postby zykloned on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:43 pm

When my time comes, that I have a bald spot of epic proportions, i'll tattoo a big smily face in it.
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Postby Holy Crap! Lions! on Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:19 pm

Power to the guy, it's just hair. If he wants it, let him have it.

The advert on the other hand, is so bad that it's actually good.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:22 pm

Exactly, he is still Blaze.
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