That is utter bollocks, as we have money and they will suck our knobs for it.

I doubt I'd go, but you should all go to Bratislava instead of the Czech Republic. It's cheaper and the birds are fitter.

nah apparently the locals dont like the tourists in bratislava.

i vote for tehran

Let's get down to Oldham and start a good old fashioned race war. Or Bradford.

pyongyang

Dian Wei wrote:We love you really Scotch Iain, you have just been taking it a little too far recently.

What?!

Never.

It's Martin C that's turned more lenient so there's no longer anyone to gauge the accepatablity of statements against.

James wrote:Especially Iain with his gant sporran!

See, this would be fantastic right.

We'd all be sitting there making Randy Marsh impressions when a girl would come across and ask me, 'Is it true?' (that Jocks don't wear undies with their kilts). In reply I'd stand up, lift my kilt to reveal a 24 inch fake knob and chase her around the city.

From what I hear it's a fairly standard Tartan Army gag.

Ok that has to happen.

Metal Iain wrote:It's Martin C that's turned more lenient so there's no longer anyone to gauge the accepatablity of statements against.

Shut up, I've not turned 'lenient'. It's not my fault if there have been less Jekazol types around here recently. I think I must have scared them all off whilst you were gone.

boovidge wrote:nah apparently the locals dont like the tourists in bratislava.

Yeah, that's why it's so funny.

Why the fuck would you have gone to Bratislava Martin?

Skirt.

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:It's Martin C that's turned more lenient so there's no longer anyone to gauge the accepatablity of statements against.

Shut up, I've not turned 'lenient'. It's not my fault if there have been less Jekazol types around here recently. I think I must have scared them all off whilst you were gone.

I'm yet to hear Jekazol. I hear they're gant. Is this true?

We largely just took pervy photos of fit birds in Bratislava:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:It's Martin C that's turned more lenient so there's no longer anyone to gauge the accepatablity of statements against.

Shut up, I've not turned 'lenient'. It's not my fault if there have been less Jekazol types around here recently. I think I must have scared them all off whilst you were gone.

I'm yet to hear Jekazol. I hear they're gant. Is this true?

Yeah mate, pretty bad. It's more funny because William Morton is a nob and he's about 40 years old.