Wow i just saw this bulletin on Myspace, how cool would this be!
"My dear friends,

strange headline? Right! But we are doin´ this tour next month and we
thought some of you may be interested in a little different holiday trip this year, here are the dates:

11.05.2007 - GER - Essen - TUROCK

12.05.2007 - France - Nancy, Pagney / Chez Paulette with "Insane"

14.05.2007 - France - Toulouse @ Havana with Sabaton + Thunderbolt

15.05.2007 - Spain - Irun (Tunk) - TBC

16.05.2007 - Spain - Vigo, Sala A

17.05.2007 - Spain - Gijon (Sala Albeniz)

18.05.2007 - Spain - El Prat de Llobregat (Metal Circus Fest - La Capsa)

19.05.2007 - Spain - Murcia (El Nuevo Garaje de la Tia Maria)

20.05.2007 - Spain - Madrid (Ritmo y Compás)

As our bus is far to big for us alone, we though we give some people the chance to travel with us. Usually a bed in a luxery tour bus is arround a 100 € a day. But you won´t have to pay that much. We´ll take only 800€ contribution towards expenses! See the list of x-tras included below---->

*a ten days trip in a first class tour bus ( Germany/France/Spain)
*one day stop at the beach in south france and one day at the beach in barcelona (hotel incl. in Barca)
*VIP Backstage Pass for all the shows
*luxery liner bed in the tour bus with the band
*all drinks for free
*all food for free
*special treatment from our tourmanager Alf
*special fan package with special tour shirt, VIP Pass, tour poster, CD and signed items from the band

You can mail to our tourmanger Alf (nopassion@gmx.de or http://www.myspace.com/nopassion) if you are really interested!

PLEASE ONLY WRITE BACK IF YOU ARE INTERSTED!!!

We only have a max. of 4 beds to give away and we hit the road on may 11th already.

Didn´t you always wanna travel in a tourbus with a REAL Metal band?

Take your chance now - you better be fast... ;--)

France and Spain in May - this will be a fantastic trip!

International valid Passport needed!

Join the trip of your LIFE!

Cheers!
Your
DESTRUCTION-ADMIN Team!"

TORSO wrote:*special treatment from our tourmanager Alf

I don't like the sound of that bit at all!

TORSO wrote: you won´t have to pay that much. We´ll take only 800€ contribution towards expenses!

Cheers!
Your
DESTRUCTION-ADMIN Team!"

Surely they dont incurr the expenses? The promoter covers those!!!!

Immortalicide wrote:

TORSO wrote: you won´t have to pay that much. We´ll take only 800€ contribution towards expenses!

Cheers!
Your
DESTRUCTION-ADMIN Team!"

Surely they dont incurr the expenses? The promoter covers those!!!!

A bunch of Germans travelling all over Europe? Hasn't this been done before?

charging money to hang out with the band, seems a bit metallica ish to me

terrorizer wrote:

TORSO wrote:*special treatment from our tourmanager Alf

I don't like the sound of that bit at all!

that's what i was thinking

It would probably be a bit awkward surely... er hi, I er, payed 800 euros to hang out with you for a week. So, er, hows it going?

Man I don't give a damn about the band, I'd pay 800 euros just for the holiday. They buy your drinks, dude! That's 10 days of luxury metal touring!

Sounds like a larf.

If I had some spare time and £400 i'd probably do it, but trying to speak German and having no Destruction albums would probably make things awkward.

Actually, i'd do it just to drink an unreasonable amount of alcahol, fully abusing the free drinks privelige.

I wonder if they have a "mad butcher" on board? I hope the bus isn't a "Death Trap", otherwise you may end up with a "Cracked Brain".

I could of written a better press release.

Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:If I had some spare time and £400

It's a fair bit more than £400, it's not 2 euros to the pound

having no Destruction albums would probably make things awkward.

That makes your LIFE awkard!

This would be a laugh.

James wrote:it's not 2 euros to the pound

You should tell that to the English dealers at the Irish record fairs. Rip-off chancers.

Bane wrote:

James wrote:it's not 2 euros to the pound

You should tell that to the English dealers at the Irish record fairs. Rip-off chancers.

But that'd be working in your favour...

Not when they've priced their CDs and LPs in sterling. £5 does not equate to €10.