You can't go to bed until there are no more 'unread' topics,
You take photos of anything that says "gant" in real life,
You log on before driving your pregnant wife to hospital,
You go into extreme withdrawal when Craig takes several days to change servers,
You check the forum at least twice a day while on holiday,
"Lovely boys" is part of your everyday vocabulary, as are phrases like "Grub. Alright, grub."
Your glory days were pre-Purge,
You have a bookmark button which bypasses the homepage,
You view members like Zurab with fond nostalgia,
You no longer confess to any interest in thrash metal,

and finally, you have nearly 5000 posts................ Damn!

Hahahaha brilliant! Here's a few more.. no where near as good but..

- Madeline McCann will always be remembered for raping James
- Everything slighty risky is suddenley "coarse"
- You can never watch the Wombles again without thinking of the main pube-armed Womble himself..
- You lock your door after any threat (however minor) received by anyone

- You show respec'.
- You belong to a elitist hate cult.
- You are not... not... not!... NOT!!
- You fumble the notice.

Remember, It's about molesting YOUNG ZURAB! How to do it.. what to do... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I don't post as often as I used to do because I've turned into a loser with a girlfriend and short hair

No allowed, dump her.


I think i am in love with Dobby from Peep Show.

Jesus.....

I can't, she's got excellent tits... Now if only I could install a laptop into one of them somehow

That's it, i am going to asyxywank myself to death.

Dian Wei wrote:That's it, i am going to asyxywank myself to death.

Because of my birds excellent laptop tits?

You refer to Jamie's new dog as 'Shit dog, no fans'.

James wrote:You can't go to bed until there are no more 'unread' topics,
You take photos of anything that says "gant" in real life,
You log on before driving your pregnant wife to hospital,
You go into extreme withdrawal when Craig takes several days to change servers,
You check the forum at least twice a day while on holiday,
"Lovely boys" is part of your everyday vocabulary, as are phrases like "Grub. Alright, grub."
Your glory days were pre-Purge,
You have a bookmark button which bypasses the homepage,
You view members like Zurab with fond nostalgia,
You no longer confess to any interest in thrash metal!

Ahh, so true. Brilliant list.

I did take a photo of the JD window which had "GANT" on it, but by the time I got home it was no longer on my phone. Grr.

James wrote:You can't go to bed until there are no more 'unread' topics
You go into extreme withdrawal when Craig takes several days to change servers
"Lovely boys" is part of your everyday vocabulary
Your glory days were pre-Purge
You have a bookmark button which bypasses the homepage
and finally, you have nearly 5000 posts................ Damn!

Jesus, its like you read my mind! All those mentioned are totally true to me! Hahaha!

Yeah, all of these seem pretty right to me.

James wrote:"Lovely boys" is part of your everyday vocabulary, as are phrases like "Grub. Alright, grub."

My mate's last name is Grubb, that doesn't count does it?

That's brilliant.