Funny pics thread.
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by Styxx on Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:35 am
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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by James on Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:06 am
Fucking hilarious!
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by thrashduck on Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:32 am
I've seen that before on that shitty facebook superwall, but never knew where it came from. Interesting.
Also, nasty.
Also, nasty.
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by terrorizer on Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:10 am
Necrotism wrote:since the majority of you are men...you probably won't like it...but it fuckin made me chuckle...
Wuss! It should have been the heel instead.
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by Dian Wei on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:40 pm
Lenin shoots, he scores!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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by Darkweasel on Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:26 am
BEER CAN wrote::lol:
where the fuck do you get these! tyheyre fucking brilliant! haha!
I go on other forums (mainly football related) occasionally and just loot and pillage funny stuff as I see fit.
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by Darkweasel on Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:14 am
Just found this. Obviously not a picture but was unsure of which thread to stick it in, so after you've stopped whining it's in the wrong place, read it and chuckle/laugh/guffaw/say it's shite.
Some are blatantly adapted from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris lists but there are some corkers in there...
KERRY KING FACTS:
1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them.
2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away.
3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way.
4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune.
5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another
guitar
6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee
7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep
9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire,
spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage.
10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them.
11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest.
12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar.
13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the
regurgitated skull of the shoe guy.
14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything.
15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert.
16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead.
17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle.
18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp.
19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle
20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own
goatee.
21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.
22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.
23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head
explode with a mighty guitar wail.
24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King
25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King
Some are blatantly adapted from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris lists but there are some corkers in there...
KERRY KING FACTS:
1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them.
2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away.
3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way.
4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune.
5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another
guitar
6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee
7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep
9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire,
spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage.
10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them.
11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest.
12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar.
13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the
regurgitated skull of the shoe guy.
14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything.
15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert.
16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead.
17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle.
18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp.
19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle
20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own
goatee.
21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar.
22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it.
23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head
explode with a mighty guitar wail.
24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King
25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King
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