Martin definitely has a way with women
My birthday thrash bash
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by Jemegadeth on Thu May 03, 2007 3:21 pm
MartinC wrote:Jemegadeth wrote:MartinC wrote:Can I come?
you joker
Jokes on you, I'm at Hellfest anyway.
Get your tits out.
that might work on your mum, but I have more class than that
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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by Jemegadeth on Thu May 03, 2007 4:41 pm
MartinC wrote:Look, if you want to do some sort of transaction where I give you a photo of my wang for a photo of your boobs I'm fine with that, but please lets just stop beating about the bush.
your wang
you must be joking
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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by Jemegadeth on Thu May 03, 2007 4:46 pm
MartinC wrote:Are you gonna get naked or what? I don't have time for this.
oh you've finished with your mum now? ok, i'll be right round
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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- Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 11:19 am
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by Jimmi-Deadfall on Thu May 03, 2007 5:21 pm
It's gunna be an awesome night, lookin forward to playing with pitiful reign again, especially now with the new line up
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by Josh_reign on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:23 pm
bump
is everyone coming to this, its Jemma B-day, Deadfalls last ever gig, The launch of our new cd plus we should have something really big to celebrate, which will hopefully be announced before then
so who's coming
is everyone coming to this, its Jemma B-day, Deadfalls last ever gig, The launch of our new cd plus we should have something really big to celebrate, which will hopefully be announced before then
so who's coming
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by terrorizer on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:35 pm
Josh_reign wrote:plus we should have something really big to celebrate, which will hopefully be announced before then
Let me guess, you're having a baby?
Anyroad, I hope to be there!
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by terrorizer on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:50 pm
MartinC wrote:I'd come, but there's too much sexual tension between me and Jem.
In other words, it's too far to cycle from Matlock.
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