Why do so many threads drift OT?

by **Destruction** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:21 pm

I'm watching have i got news for you.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:23 pm

Destruction wrote:I'm watching have i got news for you.

I know a band who would like their demos distributed. You know anyone who can help? :lol:

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:31 pm

Because a certain Scottish drunkard has acquired a taste for avoiding the point of the UK Thrash forum?

:doh:

Have I Got News For You is excellent, I love it. However, there was one week when there was a fairly choice bit of arse on it and I forgot her name. I probably only found her hot because she was dressed like your run-of-the-mill business women but still, I want to find pictures of her. Naked pictures.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:34 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Because a certain Scottish drunkard has acquired a taste for avoiding the point of the UK Thrash forum?

Have I Got News For You is excellent, I love it. However, there was one week when there was a fairly choice bit of arse on it and I forgot her name. I probably only found her hot because she was dressed like your run-of-the-mill business women but still, I want to find pictures of her. Naked pictures.

No mate, she needs to wear the business suit first and slowly peel it off...

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:38 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Because a certain Scottish drunkard has acquired a taste for avoiding the point of the UK Thrash forum?

Have I Got News For You is excellent, I love it. However, there was one week when there was a fairly choice bit of arse on it and I forgot her name. I probably only found her hot because she was dressed like your run-of-the-mill business women but still, I want to find pictures of her. Naked pictures.

No mate, she needs to wear the business suit first and slowly peel it off...

'Peel it off'?!

FILTH!

Still, I like the executive stripper motif. Not only does it induce erections but it also degrades women, who have tried so hard to be taken seriously in the workplace for the past 20 years.

I think you should apply for a patent on your idea. You could make trillions.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:53 pm

Most uniforms are good too. Nurses especially and what with me working in a hospital, mind you for every fit one, there are ten with nice personalities.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:57 pm

terrorizer wrote:Most uniforms are good too. Nurses especially and what with me working in a hospital, mind you for every fit one, there are ten with nice personalities.

Tell me about it!

I basically lived in hospitals between November 1999 and March 2001. I met many a hot nurse. Indeed, I had my first wank in Ward 20 of the old Edinburgh Royal. But there was also butt-loads of dog-ugly nurses, mainly fat ones too.

:wall:

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:36 pm

Metal Iain wrote:I had my first wank in Ward 20 of the old Edinburgh Royal.

Christ, you must have been on BUPA.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:39 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I had my first wank in Ward 20 of the old Edinburgh Royal.

Christ, you must have been on BUPA.

Why?

By the old Edinburgh Royal I meant the one they closed about 4 years ago. It was a really cool, yet slightly Dickensian, hospital. It's funny because the room I had is probably worth the best part of 250 grand now.

I've never been in a BUPA hospital and haven't really noted any discernible differences between agency and NHS nurses. The few agency nurses I have met were fucking cracking at their job though.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:43 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I had my first wank in Ward 20 of the old Edinburgh Royal.

Christ, you must have been on BUPA.

Why?

By the old Edinburgh Royal I meant the one they closed about 4 years ago. It was a really cool, yet slightly Dickensian, hospital. It's funny because the room I had is probably worth the best part of 250 grand now.

I've never been in a BUPA hospital and haven't really noted any discernible differences between agency and NHS nurses. The few agency nurses I have met were fucking cracking at their job though.

Normally NHS Nurses are not expected to wank their patients off.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:46 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I had my first wank in Ward 20 of the old Edinburgh Royal.

Christ, you must have been on BUPA.

Why?

By the old Edinburgh Royal I meant the one they closed about 4 years ago. It was a really cool, yet slightly Dickensian, hospital. It's funny because the room I had is probably worth the best part of 250 grand now.

I've never been in a BUPA hospital and haven't really noted any discernible differences between agency and NHS nurses. The few agency nurses I have met were fucking cracking at their job though.

Normally NHS Nurses are not expected to wank their patients off.

This is true and also the reason why I said I had my first wank there. If I'd wanted to say that a nurse had slapped my cock about a bit I'd probably have said 'a nurse slapped my cock about a bit and let me tea bag her afterwards'.

by **terrorizer** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:48 pm

Hang on, haven't we been here before?

by **Metal Iain** on Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:53 pm

I'm not sure; I'm too drunk to remember.

by **MartinC** on Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:22 am

I really need to get involved in this conversation. Where can I get wanked off?