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King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby thrashduck on Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:55 pm

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=111860

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A CHRISTMAS TREE?!

THE KING IN ADIDAS TRACKIES?!

Hot wife though.
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:58 pm

Even bloody King Diamonds getting some, how wholly depressing.

Nah i mean good on him, i'd marry him to be fair.

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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby meluaz on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:03 pm

fucking gold diggers
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby thrashduck on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:06 pm

To be fair on her, she works for Metal Hammer in Germany and does backing vocals, so... a good way to hide it probably.
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:24 pm

mail order brides are free if you're king diamond
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby James on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:42 pm

By what right did he shave off his sideburns? What RIGHT?!

I laughed at this line for some reason: "when she told me how old she was, I simply couldn't believe it."
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:51 pm

does he rattle the high vocals during random conversations
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:37 am

I hear he lasts 12 hours.
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:45 pm

meluaz wrote:fucking gold diggers


King Diamond has money?
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby thrashduck on Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:47 pm

How did he buy that crossbow then?
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby zykloned on Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:06 pm

I heard he found it whilst having a brisk walk amongst the foliage in a forest of somesort with abbath and friends
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby meluaz on Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:56 pm

zykloned wrote:I heard he found it whilst having a brisk walk amongst the foliage in a forest of somesort with abbath and friends

i dont know but the way thats written makes me orgasm
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby James on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:01 pm

Why?
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby meluaz on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:26 pm

its perfectly written
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Re: King Diamond is madly in love with his 24 year old wife!

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:29 pm

It's actually missing a full stop.
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