A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while performing oral sex on him in the back of a car.
The car was hit from behind by a reversing van mid-fellatio, which caused the 30-year-old to slam her jaw shut around her lover’s penis – biting it completely off.
According to reports from Sin Chew Daily and China Press, the woman’s husband had suspected his wife had been cheating on him, and had a private investigator follow her. The private detective witnessed the accident.
He said: “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”
The woman apparently recovered the severed penis, and followed her boss to hospital so that he could have the member re-attached.
http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondon ... -car-crash

*waits for this to appear on FML*

Hahahahahah beaten to it

"Sin Chew Daily"?

that penis is gonna have a kink in it aye?

i lol'ed

Fucking hell, jesus christ.

lol that happened on a robin williams movie too lmao

where do i know yer avatar from? aint that the actor from those disney kids sitcoms?

my avatar? no idea who he is, just found the pic and thought it was funny