Ever get that feeling where you want a wank but you have to wait for the last person to go to bed and they just don't go!? How annoying is that!

I just go anyway.

Why don't you just go to bed first and have a quiet wank in there. Or have a quick one in the bathroom and pretend you're having a shit.

Cause I wanna watch porn too. DUH!!!!

YES!!! He's fucking going to bed!!!

Laters.

See you in 20 mins....

I wank in bed. Seeing as we have locks on the door, I don't really have to worry about it when I'm living at home. The only thing I really worry about is my mum getting my jizz on her hands: I just pull my boxers up and let my spooge dry into them when I go back to sleep. I still have to put my boxers in with everyone else's washing, though, and sometimes I don't give my spooge-pants quite long enough to 'set'.

I guess it's an aspect of Uni that I'll really miss. If I were at my flat having a wank in bed at, say, 2pm and my flatmate chapped on the door I could just shout, 'Sod the fuck off! I'm smacking off!' and he'd just come back later. Whilst this could backfire - my landlord also has keys to the flat - it hasn't thus far.

I usually go for it in my room but one time I had a wank in work, (Tuffnells, my warehouse job moving parcels, not the music school job with children!!!) because I my missus was sending my dirty texts. I went on the back of a 40ft trailer and climbed behind some pallets. I came off the trailer a while later and my mate, who had been looking for me, said as a joke, 'Glen stop wanking off on the back of the trailers'. I burst out laughing but didn't tell him why...

That's almost as out of order as having a wank in the library toilets.

Yeah, if you ever have a parcel delieverd from Tuffnells, check it for stains.

I wank in the bathroom. The lock is a fucking gift. I sit on the loo and thrash away. Or, if I'm in the mood I was today, I go in the shower. Nice...

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......Fucking Wankers.

i can beat all those, i wanked off in detention.

after school, left to my own devices you know the score.

I've had a wank at work before.

I wank at work on a stunningly regular basis, plus there's no lock on the bog door so it adds an element of danger.
I'm also wanking while i write this.