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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:54 pm

Marty: If you could not play rock'n roll, what would you do?

David: Be a full time dreamer!

Viv: I'd probably get a bit stupid and start to make a fool of myself in
public, 'cause there wouldn't be a stage to go on.

Derek: Probably work with children.

Mick: As long as there is, you know, sex and drugs, I can do
without the rock'n'roll.

Nigel: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind or...
or do uh... freelance... selling of some sort of...uh...
product, you know...
Marty: A salesman, you think you ....
Nigel: A salesman, like, mabye in a haberdasher, or maybye like a...uh
a chapeau shop, or something...you know, like: "Would you...what size
do you wear, sir?" and then you answer me.
Marty: Uh...seven and a quarter.
Nigel: "I think we have that...", you see, something like that I could do.
Marty: Yeah...you think you be happy doing something like-
Nigel: "No! We're all out, do you wear black?", see, that sort of thing,
I think I could probably muster up.
Marty: Yeah, do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel: Well, I don't know, wh-wh-what are the hours?

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:55 pm

Marty: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
David: "Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?"
Marty: You feel that sums up your...your life?
David: No, 's the first thing I could think of.
Marty: Oh, I see...
David: It doesn't sum up anything, really.
Marty: Yeah.

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Postby ribbons69 on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:00 pm

Bitch School FTW!
"Thorn wishes aegis,rapturous beasts below"
"Aegis arising,the colours of space"






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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:13 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Marty: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
David: "Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?"


It just doesn't get much better than that.
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Postby thrashduck on Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:23 pm

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Postby BEER CAN on Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:29 pm

haha no the best is..

"so when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose onstage?"

"yeah"

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Postby Resilience Records on Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:23 pm

"really puts things into perspective..."

"Yeah, too much fucking perspective"
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Postby James on Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:42 pm

"Can I ask a practical question at this point: are we gonna be playing Stonehenge tomorrow?"
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:25 am

Marty: Your first drummer was uh....
Nigel: The peeper....
David: Joe stumpy Pepys...great great...uh...tall blond geek...
with glasses uh...
Nigel: Uh.. good drummer.
David: Great look, good drummer.
Nigel: Good, good drummer....
David Fine drummer....
Marty: What happened to him?
David: He died, he, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.
Nigel: It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the
authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved,
really...you know.
Marty: And he was replaced by...uh....
David: Stumpy Joe - Eric Stumpy Joe Childs.
Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...
uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he
choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.
Nigel: You know. There's no real....
Derek: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't
have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
David: You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph...
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.



DAVID: Yeah, that's right, the musical version of "Somebody Up There Likes

Me"...(Sung:)Well since my baby left me, I found a new place to

dwell... well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street, at

Heartbreak Hotel.

NIGEL: Do it, do it with the harmony parts.

DAVID + NIGEL: Well since my baby left...

DAVID: The same key, though, I think.
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Postby Thrashface on Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:08 pm

Best comedy film ever - no arguments
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