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Postby STD_Caps on Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:21 pm

You lot don't know me that well (if at all) but most people know this and it is hilariously tragic. In two days I will be having the anniversary of the last time I had sex.

Yes indeed, on Sunday my virginity grows back. Hard times, hard times...
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Postby Lev on Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:31 pm

...Virginity...growing back?...
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Postby Enter on Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:50 pm

yeah that happens to me every year
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Postby William Morton on Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:55 pm

Just get a frozen turkey, rub some fish paste aroud it's little frozen arse, sprinkle on some rolling baccy for realism and your away.

Failing that I find a tightly rolled fried egg does a good job when your in a rush.
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:10 pm

Just have a wank.
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Postby Herzeleid on Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:48 pm

I had sex 8 times on wednesday, i'm ok :D
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:15 pm

Did you fuck!
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Postby Lev on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:29 pm

Yes, he did. Eight times.
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:32 pm

Then his bird must have a resilient cunt, unless he means 8 times in 24 hours. That or he's counting getting blown and butt fucking....
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Postby James on Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:05 am

His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's how Lev can vouch for him.
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Postby William Morton on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:25 am

I believe that.
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Postby Lev on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:56 am

James wrote:His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's how Lev can vouch for him.



His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's why Lev can vouch for him.



Surely?
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Postby terrorizer on Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:31 am

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
James wrote:His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's how Lev can vouch for him.



His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's why Lev can vouch for him.



Surely?


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Postby ribbons69 on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:09 am

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
James wrote:His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's how Lev can vouch for him.



His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's why Lev can vouch for him.



Surely?

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Postby James on Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:58 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
James wrote:His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's how Lev can vouch for him.



His "bird" was Lev-Pulverizer, that's why Lev can vouch for him.



Surely?


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