If anyone thinks Destruction or Sodom are 'funny' thrash, they should fuck off back to their 'safe' Bay Area bollocks.

hahahahahhaha

serious s

they are funny as fuck mate

but still fuck off good

of course!

haha I just remembered more funny moments in thrash!

the track 'Riding A Virgin' by Living Death is just too silly

and I can't help but laugh at the vocals in the album 'Nothing To Fear' by Wrath

ooooh - Overkill - Elimination

"Terminal, what disease?
You told me too late, what's that cough and wheeze?
Fatal? You're shitting me!
A second opinion is what I need"

the way he sings it is fucking brilliant

Bloodkrishna wrote:try the song Phobophobia in eternal nightmare

he sings these words in 5 sec. [!!!! ]

"Keeps me looking over my shoulder
I'm hiding 'til the fear is over
Running down the street
I'll never look to see just what it might be"

which is fucking laughable for me!!!
[and his voice too, it takes me quite a while to not to laugh at him]

Awesome song!


I can't beleive Angelripper had a bowl cut! The world would be a terrible place now if all thrashers had taken on this trend, we'd have less ammo against emo's for a start.

My funny moment in thrash has to be the fact that Jeff Hanneman still wears hockey pads onstage.
I mean fair enough if it was medieval armour and it would save him from an axe wound or something but I bet even a full can of beer would still smart with just plastic hockey gear.

I never seen Sodom in bowl cut before,
it's pretty funny!
and they remind me Boy George in the later day of Culture Club

I'm a fan of Culture Club and Sodom,
no matter what u say

Haha its true! just put angelripper's bullet belt and leather jacket on boy george and you can't tell the difference.

.. I can't believe I just typed that.

thrash metal maniac wrote:ooooh - Overkill - Elimination

"Terminal, what disease?
You told me too late, what's that cough and wheeze?
Fatal? You're shitting me!
A second opinion is what I need"

the way he sings it is fucking brilliant

I also find that bit hilarious/brilliant.

Err.. "I got the clap and me knob fell off?"

That bit on the Metallica Live Shit video where Kirk says 'Do I seek?' in the most feminine gay voice ever during the silly breakdown section they add to seek and destroy. Atom knows the bit i mean!

Hahaha, yeah that part cracks me up so hard! The way that he blatantly got them to add 'Do I seek?' to the subtitles to hide his feminine squeak!

thrashduck wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:ooooh - Overkill - Elimination

"Terminal, what disease?
You told me too late, what's that cough and wheeze?
Fatal? You're shitting me!
A second opinion is what I need"

the way he sings it is fucking brilliant

I also find that bit hilarious/brilliant.

Agreed.

The lyrics to Exumer "Are You Deaf?"

Are you deaf?
I'm sick of repeating myself
Are you deaf?
Might as well as put your head on a shelf
Are you deaf?
I've only been talking for an hour
Are you deaf?
It's like speaking to a fuckin' flower
Are you deaf?
Goes in one ear and out the other
Are you deaf?
Why don't you listen you stupid mother
Are you deaf?

Magical!

terrorizer wrote:The lyrics to Exumer "Are You Deaf?"

Are you deaf?
I'm sick of repeating myself
Are you deaf?
Might as well as put your head on a shelf
Are you deaf?
I've only been talking for an hour
Are you deaf?
It's like speaking to a fuckin' flower
Are you deaf?
Goes in one ear and out the other
Are you deaf?
Why don't you listen you stupid mother
Are you deaf?

Magical!

That's fucking brilliant.

Hetfield's high pitched vocals on the Metal Massacre version of Hit The Lights always make me smile.

haha yeah, did Mustaine do the backing vocals on that?