Staying with friends in student dorms in Ashland, Oregon. Went to bed, normaly, nothing weird.

Woke up on the top floor of the dorms (3 floors up)

In my pants. At 3AM. Could not get back in. Stayed outside the door til a friendly security guard let me back in. Apparantly it happens all the time.

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It's the last sentence that intrigues me there...

I remember going to sleep after a heavy night and woke up to find that I had pissed on the bed. The wetpatch was right at the bottom of the bed and there was no way that it was the result of pissing myself considering how I slept. My feet were really cold in the morning! I think it was due to the fact that I had an en-suite room at the time and I was very disorientated...

The guy who complained about needing a P for his Piss is a guy called Richard. He is a legendary man of sleeping antics. His best sleeptalking line was "Would you like some chocolate bouncyboy?" The strangest thing I've said is apparently: "Does that face look like it's pressed against glass to you?" Imagine the situations where those lines would take place????

I once got completely wrecked, threw up all over the bed, fell asleep, dreamt I was covered in shit, and woke up and found that I was actually covered in sick instead!

Wahey!

thrashduck wrote:I once got completely wrecked, threw up all over the bed, fell asleep, dreamt I was covered in shit, and woke up and found that I was actually covered in sick instead!

Wahey!

Result!

Man brilliant topic!

I have quite the bad sleep walking experiences....pissing down the stairs while my dad is shouting at me, what Dian said and filling a mug full of coco pops and with milk...to name a few

The wife sleep-talks all the time. My pc is in our bedroom and when I'm on on it at night she'll make me jump me by suddenly saying things like "No, no. Put it down", "Stop that, you'll hurt yourself" or "Bring that to me and go and wash your hands". (She's a nursery nurse by the way).
Sometimes I'll answer her back and she'll sit bolt upright in bed, stare at me, laugh, mutter something and then lie straight back down again.
Women are too bloody weird.

MY mum sometimes shouts things out in her sleep, the best one ever was "CHEESE! CHEESE FOR DANNY!"

Oh and my mates dad is legendary for things like this. He was once fast asleep whilst i was round and muttered "Sorry, no lesbians in my cinema".

I shit my pants laughing.

haha!

"Sorry, no lesbians in my cinema".

Drink/nose/keyboard interface

Dian Wei wrote:"Sorry, no lesbians in my cinema".

That is probably the best thing ever...

this is all brillient. i thought richard was the king of sleepwalking, but it seems that there are many who share his talents!

am i right in saying rich was once on holiday, staying in a boat, and he woke up to find himself pissing off the end of a pier?!?

my sister once said "roll up, roll up! who wants a ride on my buffalo carts?".

i don't recall anytime i've ever properly sleepwalked, but (like jon said) i have been know to mutter things in my sleep. but definately the best time was when i woke myself up laughing because i had called our "firend" Chris Allwood an "Idiot fuck fuck". i can assure you i never used that phrase before, but i use it all the time now. i woke up laughing, stopped for a second and then burst out laughing again realising what had just happend!

I'd ride your sister's buffalo carts...

MartinC wrote:I'd ride your sister's buffalo carts...

you ride, i'll film.




and wank.

And cry.

A mate of mine was on a show on the bbc about sleep dis-orders a few years back cause he would think he was in a computer game and would hide behind things and shot stuff.
He also broke his birds jaw while he was sleeping the night before he met the folks
PURE LEGEND