yeah..................

what do you call 30 skinheads on a raft? beans on toast.

what do you call an indian man standing between 2 buildings? Ali

Which side of a dog has the most hair?














The outside...

McVitie's have just announced that they are to release a limited range of biscuits honouring Lewis Hamilton's triumphant Formula 1 season. The proposed packaging will feature various images of Lewis Hamilton and his McLaren Formula 1 car from the 2008 Formula 1 season. That's right, look out for limited edition Wog an' Wheels biscuits in 2009...

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my dog joke was much better, also the crappy SCOTCH translation duznay really maeke sense ya wee nessayyy

Whit?

don't worry, I just had a flashback from when I went to Scotland

Let me guess, you saw people eating fried babies?

nah, I was in Edinburgh, just the scottishness was funny, me and my mate found ourselves talking in a scottish accent after about a week, plus it was a working holiday so we had endless laffs talking to scottish peopple, most of them couldn't understand us, and vice-versa

I have a really awesome step ladder, I actually probably love my step ladder. It's a shame I never knew my real ladder.

what do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? cash and carry.

Some classic Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

I just got the new official Jade Goody calendar. It's not very good though, it only goes up to March...

Whats the difference between Chris Moyles and a vibrator?

The vibrator is an artificial representation of a cock.