Whilst I'm sure I'll probably reach 35 whilst still unmarried, I can't see many men ever being that desperate to get married.

Bloody hell, that was pretty twisted.

Not a bad end.

"Wow, I've got a date; I'm a real piece of shit."

Not bad, not too bad.

For me that was a perfect end to the season. Wrapped up Jez's guiltless getting away with everything spree and brought in a twist with the pregnancy which kinda brought everything back to normal, except it's not normal, its beautifully odd and twisted like peep show should be!

I'm going to need to watch it again, even though it is one of the most tortuous episodes ever - I can't get to grips with what I thought of it. Even for Peep Show, it was SOOOO awkward, and not always in a funny way. I kind of wish some things had gone further, like Mark sorting things out with Dobby properly. I suppose there is always the next series though.

Metal Iain wrote:Whilst I'm sure I'll probably reach 35 whilst still unmarried...

Reach 35? You drink even more than me!!
It's not happening Iain!

Shit sandwich.

GoreBastard wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Whilst I'm sure I'll probably reach 35 whilst still unmarried...

Reach 35? You drink even more than me!!
It's not happening Iain!

This is true.

Until around two years ago I was of the opinion that I wouldn't made my 24th birthday. Whilst there's still an outside chance that I won't, I've stopped dwelling on it as much. It's probably the fact that I'll be 22 in a couple of months and don't really feel like I'm going to die despite being a complete drunk.

Metal Iain wrote:

GoreBastard wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Whilst I'm sure I'll probably reach 35 whilst still unmarried...

Reach 35? You drink even more than me!!
It's not happening Iain!

This is true.

Until around two years ago I was of the opinion that I wouldn't made my 24th birthday. Whilst there's still an outside chance that I won't, I've stopped dwelling on it as much. It's probably the fact that I'll be 22 in a couple of months and don't really feel like I'm going to die despite being a complete drunk.

A few years back I got appendicitis. I thought the pain was my liver failing and I gave up drinking for about 2 days.
My plan is to cut down on the booze when I reach 25, which means I've got less than a year to cram in as much alcohol as I can...
Us pissheads, we're a dying breed.... literally.

GoreBastard wrote:A few years back I got appendicitis. I thought the pain was my liver failing and I gave up drinking for about 2 days.
My plan is to cut down on the booze when I reach 25, which means I've got less than a year to cram in as much alcohol as I can...
Us pissheads, we're a dying breed.... literally.

It'll never happen.

Livers are pretty resilient and regenerate fairly quickly. The only thing that worries me is that I end up drinking for the next 30 years and ruin my brain when I come off it. I'd rather be a drunk than a recovering alcoholic with Ozzy Osbourne-like motor skills.

BTW: See in Jeremy's interview... why does the guy in the cult get to muse?

It turns out Dobby was raised in Matlock...

Source

I think the degeneration of my brain has already begun. I'm sure I used to be cleverer than I am now.

See, a few years ago I'd have said "I'm sure I used to be more intelligent than I am now".

Well, alcohol fucks your brain pretty badly. I only notice it when I'm sobering up from a big night. My English just goes to shit and my word order becomes completely illogical.

Yeah I get that. Sometimes words just don't work. Maybe I'll cut down for a month and see if I become clever and aware again...