Wait it just occurred to me that during the same shopping trip i spotted this.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z169 ... C00076.jpg

Suck my arse!

Fucking pixel limit!

How can that be?!

amazing

It's especially amazing that it's a women's retail outlet.

I would get a sex change just so I could get a job there and say 'Welcome to Gant'. I can't think of many other circumstances in which that could be said.

Doesn't it say that on the Scottish boarder?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The rest of the photos in Dian Wei's photobucket account are 'interesting'.

The anal stretching one especially so.

That's my party trick. When we go to Czech i can show you if you like.

Dian Wei wrote:Doesn't it say that on the Scottish boarder?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tee-hee.

Have you ever been to Scotland?

If so, did you cheer when you saw the English border?

I do that when returning from England but mainly because it means I'm no longer on the A66 and can finally take a slash. Honestly, that road must have shortened the lifespan of my kidneys by about 10 years.

Dian Wei wrote:That's my party trick. When we go to Czech i can show you if you like.

Only if you shit on my tits.

I am off to berwick upon tweed in the next few months to visit a friend who decided to move there.

If it is not too much hassle (expensive) i might pop up for a drink.

Dian Wei wrote:I am off to berwick upon tweed in the next few months to visit a friend who decided to move there.

If it is not too much hassle (expensive) i might pop up for a drink.

Are you going to sack the town again?

I am going to swallow it whole. With my anus of course.

See if you use the word 'ring' instead of 'anus', things become funnier.

You should also say 'I can't be ringed' rather than 'I can't be arsed' for the same reason.

No, medical terms are funnier.

And Arse is pretty much the best word invented.

Yes, and ring derives from ringpiece.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringpiece





Nice.