sick shirt.im looking forward to see Kuntpunchers twisted sense of humour live on stage.the myspace tracks/titles already crack me up.

El Schlong were actually bloody good, I wasn't expecting decent music from this but it was a nice suprise. And speaking of nice suprises, the Doctor Death thing had me in pain from laughing too much. Those images will stay with me for the rest of my life...

Think how i felt... jesus.

Yeah good one Fatty, we'll have to do another one of these ey! Fucking class night, much dem jokes.

This was the best night I've had at the Unicock in ages!

I've seen the pictures of Dr Death as I got there too late, and, .. oh my.. what sexy boys!

KuntPuncher had me in absolute stitches!.. Where is the love was the best thing I've seen!

Didn't see El Schlong but I heard most of them from the room I was in, sounded wickid! Ha ha ha!

Can't remember much of Dead Existance, I was a bit drunk and floating about at that point.

That was amazing.
I never knew playing Tom Jones songs in a pink shirt and eroticaly stroking my guitar on stage could be so much fun

Faraz you got that wasted in such a short space of time? Bloody lightweight haha!

Very good night- everyone was excellent and bloody hilarious! Dead Existance were particularly hilarious... Jake's little breakdown vocal in Sex Bomb, was AMAZING. haha!

I will be listening to El Schlong in the future though, very impressed!

Good night! Stars in their arse should be a regular thing!

Fucking awesome night. Im still in fucking agony. Oh Fred, i lost your mums number, if you could pass that on bro, ill be very grateful!

That was such a fun night! El Shlong was wicked. Dead Existence... jesus christ lord almighty... shiiitttt hottttt!!!!
Doctor Death... hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! You funny cunts! I felt really dirty!
I love Freds mum!

what a great night.highly enjoyable.
wicked turnout.
a high amount of credit to Jamie and Mike for being the only members of Doctor Death brave enough to take to the stage,they put on a great and entertaining performance considering the others didnt join them.and those heels Jamie was wearing while showing his pussy got me a little aroused and i had to think to myself 'stop it and snap out of it rik,its Jamie for goodness sake'.
where the hell did those backing tracks come from? they cracked me up. they sounded like a streetfighter 2 level.you know,when the match is about to end and the music tempo speeds up. it sounded like some chinese keyboard demo.
funny stuff and im sure everyone was laughing with the guys for being such awesome divas.

El Schlong were amazing and it would be cool to see them at some regular all dayers on the camden circuit.ive seen them twice now and they really perform well and add some atmospheric variety.their spice girls covers were top notch too.they added a nice gloomy vibe to the covers and i will never forget how metal and rock and roll they were by actually causing people t o mosh to 'spice up your life'.quite surreal/unbelievable.they also messed with the lyrics a little to make the pop song more morbid and grim and at the same time hilarious.

Kuntpunchers set was in typical bad taste humor from the minds of the 3 sicko's.a great intro featuring the poddinton peas theme tune(which only a certain age range will be able to relate to).
the covers were wicked,to play the original song during the covers and then blast in and out of their versions worked well.
what a fucking awesome racket.really distorting but at the same time recognisable.
costumes were great too,Lazers monkey face/mask,Doyle having a 'blackeye' and of course...Lee blacking up i also like how Lee left the label/price tag etc on his hat just like all the cribs/hiphop americans do to show off/be authentic.quality.
great first time seeing Kuntpuncher.
there has to be a gig soon where Freshney and Kuntpuncher join up for double the sickness.

Dead Existence topped the night off brilliantly.i liked the nuclear 'sex bombs'/tom jones poster/backdrop they had made.
all the band were looking suave n sexy in their suits.Jake did such a good job on growling the words to all the tom Jones classics.
the moment i laughed most this night was during the line on Delilah where it goes 'she stood there laughing'.
reason it was so hilarious was because of the way Jake delivered it 'sheeeeeeeeeeee stooood there laughing'. the key he growled it in,along with his angry facial expression was just too much for me.i had already laughed so much throughout the night already.
Carl there his smelly boxers at Tom Jones and Jake just indulged in them and rubbed his face all around them.
also the songs had been done in such a gloomy way that only Dead Existence could pull off.their stamp/sound style was all over it.their sound style really came through considering these were essentially old pop songs.also plenty of time to play 2 of thier own songs.so a nice end to a great night.

all bands did so well and there was such a consistency of quality and entertainment.great event and thanks to Lee and Doyle for putting it together.there has to be more of these in future.

it was a highly enjoyable night and i left in such high spirits considering i took my ladyfriend to the purple turtle to begin with and had my camera dropped by a drunk friend who i let borrow it for just 5 damn mins (it falls and rattles around on the floor during the end of the last clip they filmed)and getting the lens temporarily stuck(by the way ive fixed it).
my ladyfriend also enjoyed it due to the whole theme of the evening ie:the pop songs,outfits and general lightheartedness.
i think that this is the perfect event for plenty of people(ie:girls/family etc)who dont necessarily listen to metal to be bought down to to checkout and still have plenty fun at.

good to see so many familiar faces there and quite a lot of forumers.i cant wait for the next one

i'll post up a few clips soon...

heres some clips.couldnt get any of Dead Existence as my camera died halfway through the kuntpuncher set also im gonna privately send Jamie and Mike the Doctor Death clip i took.bless them.

anyway heres El Schlong and kuntpuncher.more KP on my channel and more will be on there this weekend.

All the bands were great, the drummer of el shlong was a fucking beast! my cheeks actually hurt from laughing too much during jamie and mike!

haha yeah i actually cried laughing during the first verse of sex bomb, it was so amazing, and kuntpuncher was amazing as well haha ..missed mike and jamie but ive been laughing at the pics of them on facebook, especially the one of jamie strapping on his high heels haha!

Dead Existence videos

Oh god, I think I saw myself dancing...

i am soooooo extremely happy that someone captured and recorded Dead Existence's set on film. like i mentioned,my camera took a knock during Kuntpuncher and got temporarily busted(till i fixed it on the train home) and i really wished that i could have filmed the Tom Jones covers of which i found highly amusing.
nice one for uploading the clips and the Delilah tune was my personal fave of the whole evening.makes me crack up no matter how many times i watch it.
ive even ripped it onto realplayer and transferred it to my mp3.funny stuff.