THE great toilet argument
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Herzeleid on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:13 pm
...Exeter is further south than London.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by James on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:21 pm
Sam = Trisha.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Lev on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:23 pm
Just because you could piss all over your ex doesn't mean every other girl is a sex freak, Sam.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by MartinC on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:26 pm
As if Sam gets close enough to a girl to talk about sex.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by thrashduck on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:21 pm
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Herzeleid on Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:50 pm
Point is, i'm right.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by meluaz on Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:54 pm
Herzeleid wrote:Point is, i'm right.
no you aint
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Herzeleid on Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:56 pm
Yeah I... is.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Metal Iain on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:42 pm
It depends, really. I spent most of Higher - A Level? Fuck knows what you lot call it - Music talking to lassies about masturbation and my shit. I wouldn't say they were fine with it; most of the time they'd just shout 'Eww! That's sick! You're a horrible little boy, Iain!' but I'd keep talking at them because my mates found it funny. Saying that, some of them didn't say no to a lot of the allusions I made to their masturbatory habits. An example of this would be:
- How can you say you don't grind your bean, Rachel? I wrote the bean-grinders song especially for you!
I then proceeded to sing the Ghost Busters theme but changed the lyrics 'Ghost Busters!' to 'Bean Grinders! and 'I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!' to 'I ain't 'fraid of no bean!' That one was especially funny because the girl I sang that to was a Mormon. It was also not that funny because she told my girlfriend at the time and she threw a complete bitch fit because I was going on about how great my cock was.
Good times.
- How can you say you don't grind your bean, Rachel? I wrote the bean-grinders song especially for you!
I then proceeded to sing the Ghost Busters theme but changed the lyrics 'Ghost Busters!' to 'Bean Grinders! and 'I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!' to 'I ain't 'fraid of no bean!' That one was especially funny because the girl I sang that to was a Mormon. It was also not that funny because she told my girlfriend at the time and she threw a complete bitch fit because I was going on about how great my cock was.
Good times.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by MartinC on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:51 am
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by Lev on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:17 am
Rubbish. Next.
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by The Fourth Norseman on Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:49 pm
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Re: THE great toilet argument
by thrash metal maniac on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:08 pm
meluaz wrote:Herzeleid wrote:Point is, i'm right.
no you aint
he is actually right!
some girl told me she's a 3 times a day girl
hehehe
they love it
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