The Greatest Thrash Metal Album Ever!

by **John** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:55 am

James wrote:^ Another dunce. Once John has done his time in the corner with the cone hat on, you can take his place

But I don't get it, is it some in joke or what?

by **poison_was_the_cure** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:06 pm

James wrote:^ Another dunce. Once John has done his time in the corner with the cone hat on, you can take his place.

Or just get out.

Anyway, this topic seems to be tying everything up, so I take it this will be the last of the generic best of/poll threads Ian? Well, I don't know why I ask - it will be!

hahaha shit oh yea! nevermind! still a good album though

by **thrash metal maniac** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:37 pm

John wrote:
James wrote:^ Another dunce. Once John has done his time in the corner with the cone hat on, you can take his place

But I don't get it, is it some in joke or what?

try reading the first page :wink:

by **John** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:11 pm

I have read it and all I see are thrash songs?

by **Shugmaster** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:13 pm

John wrote:I have read it and all I see are thrash songs?

Yes, and what would all these thrash songs make up.....

:doh:

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:02 pm

Shugmaster wrote:
John wrote:I have read it and all I see are thrash songs?

Yes, and what would all these thrash songs make up.....

We're nearly there!

by **John** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:43 pm

A compilation like Speed Kills 3? OH HANG ON... all them songs by different artists would make the best thrash album ever. I get it.

What a stupid idea. The tour bus would have to be about a mile long for all those members, how would it get round corners? The tour would have to be confined to roman roads or runways.

So why start with just four anyway? Bit short isn't it? That would be an e.p. at most! Jeeeeeeeesus. I don't know, bloody kids these days [wonders off mumbling, rolling a cig in the rain] shoulda made it clearer to start wi....

by **thrashduck** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:53 pm

There's gonna be a tour now!?

:lol:

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:17 pm

What an utterly hilarious thread this has become. Let's ruin it a bit more.

If only me auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle.

by **John** on Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:55 pm

I can't do it. I can't cope. We're going at the speed of light. Me bottle's gone.

We're going to hit lightspeed in 24 hours. I have to navigate a ship the size of a city through speeds never before encountered in the human sphere of experience. I'm not a combination of the speaking clock, Moss Bros, and Tweezy Wheezy.

:lol:

It's been one of them WEEKS, but fuck, it's Friday now.

Erm, now that I know what's going on I definitely thing The Clerical Conspiricy should be on the album.