Gerbils

by **zykloned** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:13 am

nuke wrote:get Piranha's there cool and you can have hours of fun sticking your fingers in and out of the water.

ha ha ha

by **sekhmet** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:22 am

why the fuck would anyone ever want to have any pet! seriously! animals are meant for eating, or as a part of the food chain that will provide us with something we can eat! there is no animal that should be "domesticated" and anyway what is the point in a pet, i see no benefit from wasting time on a an animal! ever! :shock:

by **MartinC** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:28 am

I think you need a time out, Fluffy.

by **boovidge** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:30 am

sekhmet wrote:why the fuck would anyone ever want to have any pet! seriously! animals are meant for eating, or as a part of the food chain that will provide us with something we can eat! there is no animal that should be "domesticated" and anyway what is the point in a pet, i see no benefit from wasting time on a an animal! ever!

you cold hearted bastard!

Get a pet and if you don't like it after a week or so you can just eat it! :lol:

by **MartinC** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:32 am

Or shove it up your arse...

by **amok** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:39 am

our drummer used to have gerbils in his flat, when i crashed there pished i couldnt sleep coz of the furry bastards running in their wheels, eventually, i had to take my sock of and jam the wheel :lol:

by **Metal Iain** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:43 am

amok wrote:our drummer used to have gerbils in his flat, when i crashed there pished i couldnt sleep coz of the furry bastards running in their wheels, eventually, i had to take my sock of and jam the wheel

I'm surprised you didn't make it's brain haemorrhage...

by **amok** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:51 am

Metal Iain wrote:
amok wrote:our drummer used to have gerbils in his flat, when i crashed there pished i couldnt sleep coz of the furry bastards running in their wheels, eventually, i had to take my sock of and jam the wheel

I'm surprised you didn't make it's brain haemorrhage...

yeah, i used to be horrible to hamsters, one tragically died, eating itself out of a box of food which keith poured over it head. a bit shit, but we were bored scum bags at the time haha

by **phodg** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:23 am

Gerbils are the perfect sexual partner. Allegedly. :lol:

by **terrorizer** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:01 am

phodg wrote:Gerbils are the perfect sexual partner. Allegedly.

Not true. I had a pet wasp once, it fucked like a beast.

by **keith_amok** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:09 pm

terrorizer wrote:
phodg wrote:Gerbils are the perfect sexual partner. Allegedly.

Not true. I had a pet wasp once, it fucked like a beast.

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm

sekhmet wrote:why the fuck would anyone ever want to have any pet! seriously! animals are meant for eating, or as a part of the food chain that will provide us with something we can eat! there is no animal that should be "domesticated" and anyway what is the point in a pet, i see no benefit from wasting time on a an animal! ever!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:29 pm

amok wrote:i used to be horrible to hamsters, one tragically died, eating itself out of a box of food which keith poured over it head. a bit shit, but we were bored scum bags at the time haha

that's legendary!!! :dance:

but also bad.... :eyes:

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:27 pm

I've changed my opinion on rodents to some degree after i found a valid use for hamsters....

http://www.funny-games.biz/flightofthehamsters.html

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:32 pm

i love you!!! that game is ace!!!