THE great toilet argument

by **thrashduck** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:52 pm

I overcame any fear of that in first year, where the toilets in our halls were literally six toilets next to each other and three showers, horrible when someone is sitting next to you...

I'm worse at pissing when people are standing next to you.

by **James** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:51 pm

"I'm never going to be able to go now! Why can't I go?!"

by **Creeping Dan** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:00 pm

thrashduck wrote:I overcame any fear of that in first year, where the toilets in our halls were literally six toilets next to each other and three showers, horrible when someone is sitting next to you...

I'm worse at pissing when people are standing next to you.

I piss in cubicles. Theres 3 toilets in my house and if i have to poo its in the one where nobody is near.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:03 pm

Haha, you say "have to poo" like it's an extreme last resort sort of evil occasion!

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:41 pm

Consti'piss'ion used to be a big thing for Stu (guitars) when we went gigs, he just couldn't go in a crowded bog then moaned about it all night. Now he has a weak bladder and we have to plan road trips around service stops.

Think about it.

I hate shitting at my mother in laws as they have a weak flush and it leaves floaters all the time.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:39 pm

See the worst one is when you wipe your arse but underestimate just how horrible the shit you have taken is. I did that just there and ended up with shit on my hand when I went to wipe my arse. It'd be alright but my shit tends to smell between a fish market and a war grave and that kind of stench doesn't wash off easily.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:46 pm

Having a baby I just don't care about the taboo of shit anymore, it was all over my shirt yesterday, lower arm, wrist and between my fingers. You just sigh, laugh/wash it off and get on with it. With that said my minds associtation will never let me eat chicken korma again.

by **Lev** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:48 pm

I don't think my mind can comprehend the idea of having shit all over me, and not caring about it.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:52 pm

My mind can comprehend having shit all over me because it's happened a fair few times but, yeah, I'd sooner not have shit all over me given the choice.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:53 pm

My Babys shit....not like.....anyones shit. Yeah, I'd freak out.

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:24 pm

I don't mind shitting in public toilets, because all men know what a horrible shit is like, I just don't like doing it where girls can hear because I might never have sex again.

by **meluaz** on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:03 pm

MartinC wrote:I don't mind shitting in public toilets, because all men know what a horrible shit is like, I just don't like doing it where girls can hear because I might never have sex again.

girls do as horrible shits as men, like masturbating they just dont talk about it

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:16 pm

Good!

by **Herzeleid** on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:05 pm

Most girls are fine with the subject of masturbation, you should try talking to some actual girls and not assuming everything you see on TV is real.

by **meluaz** on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:09 pm

i dunno bout u northeners

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