Society frowns on inmates doing time having their own mobile phones and drugs while in the cells! All staff brining stuff in are instantly classed as suppliers to them accident or not. One officer just got seven years for bringing 3oz of heroin in inside her mouth... that wasn't an accident.

Hold on I'll find it......
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7966279.stm

They get PS2's though.

Man, that's unlucky. At least you didn't get too raped.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Society frowns on inmates doing time having their own mobile phones and drugs while in the cells! All staff brining stuff in are instantly classed as suppliers to them accident or not. One officer just got seven years for bringing 3oz of heroin in inside her mouth... that wasn't an accident.

Hold on I'll find it......
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7966279.stm

They get PS2's though.

once i was playing xbox live and in my team was a guy in prison and he told me he got put in jail dealing drugs, fhl

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy that works with me and for which I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until in the heat of the moment my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

I'm in Heretic. FML



bwah ha haaa news.

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father proceeds to say "we know who's meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

MartinC wrote:"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"

FUCKIN PRICELESS!

Shit me thats amazing

Hahaha my girlfriend showed me this a few weeks ago Some of this stuff is fucking amazing.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Society frowns on inmates doing time having their own mobile phones and drugs while in the cells! All staff brining stuff in are instantly classed as suppliers to them accident or not.

Yeah man i installed a lift in a female prison a couple of years ago and we had to leave all our phones and stuff in little lockers by the main security entrance.

Even had to give a precise inventory of all our tools and equipment etc etc which got checked every day before and after we'd finished work and had to have 2 prison officers standing there watching us work the whole time.

Waaaaah! You know my pain!

Heheh, toxic lift shaft.

Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn wrote:

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:Society frowns on inmates doing time having their own mobile phones and drugs while in the cells! All staff brining stuff in are instantly classed as suppliers to them accident or not.

Yeah man i installed a lift in a female prison a couple of years ago and we had to leave all our phones and stuff in little lockers by the main security entrance.

Even had to give a precise inventory of all our tools and equipment etc etc which got checked every day before and after we'd finished work and had to have 2 prison officers standing there watching us work the whole time.

are there any fit girls in prison? i learned in social studies that they all les out during their time there

Hahahahahah actually yeah there were some well fit birds there.

I understand Feemo, i understand brother.

Haha another classic
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

metaltony wrote:Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

hahahahahaha...oh dear