This threads well emo

nah, kidding....I've had 2 girlfriends, go me!

... this post is a tad gay hahahaha, yes oh very funny indeed, OMG LOL ROFL LMAO PWND N00BZ

hahaha looks like I'm not the only one here who likes corny jokes.
By the way N00BZ ....what does that mean?

people that are new.

Indeed, technically it's spelt 'n00b', with two zeroes rather than the letter O and a lower case 'n'. People who are new on forums and have a lack of knowledge and get things wrong are often humiliated with the insult 'n00b'. And thus, they have been 'pwned'. The ultimate humiliation for an internet person.

Perhaps knowing these things are the reason many of us are unlucky with the ladies.

jonny_boy34 wrote:I have decided that I'm just waiting for 'the right woman' to come along. Yes, that's right, that's exactly what I'm doing.

I'm in the same sort of position, except I prefer to phrase it as "waiting for a woman dumb enough to fuck me". Now THAT is a special little lady!

jonny_boy34 wrote:Perhaps knowing these things are the reason many of us are unlucky with the ladies.

"Mad sex-crazed rapist terrorizes Kent."

More like "Mad sex-crazed terrorist rapes Kent."

Anyway, I've only had a couple of girlfirends but I've never felt I've struggled too much with the ladies. It's amazing what you can do when you have no standards.

I recently got chatted up by a fairly old lady down in the local bar. Probably mid-50s. Not overly flirtatious so wasn't much of a problem. Still, she only had about half her teeth. Not nice. The best 'older-lady' experience I had was only a snog but the circumstance was quite funny. She was a a 37 year old rugby coach and I tried to nick her drink. When she spied me I started to chat her up and I told her I was 18. A couple of minutes later we were kissing and her mates were calling 'what's she gonna say to her husband'! I that was the woman, I don't want to think about the bloke. Anyway, we also both lied about our ages. I'd added a year and she'd taken one off (what she thought that was going to do for her, I don't know. I didn't wanted to be booted out for underage drinking). Ahh, simpler days...

You really do have some great stories Mr Caps! It never fails to impress me!

jonny_boy34 wrote:You really do have some great stories Mr Caps! It never fails to impress me!

I'll second that, that is a fine story.

I think we need a place to round up all the single hot metal chicks so we can get to work on them all having sex with me... I mean, so that we can pull them all. But not at the same time or that'd be... Ah crap, this stream of consciousness isn't going very well. Anyway, it'd never work, it'd end up being a sausage-fest, as these kinds of things always are.