terrorizer wrote:Best sit-com is Porridge. No contest.

Ha!

McKay!

Superb characters, brilliant script and it takes the piss out of the Scots. Magic!

Taking the piss out of the Scots is a pointless exercise seeing as they basically take the piss out of themselves any way.

The solitary redeeming feature of being Scottish is that Scots realize that they are the epitome of scum and that they'll never amount to anything. The English, on the other hand, exude hope and believe that they can accomplish things. And this is why the Northern Irish, Scots and Welsh love to see England knocked on its arse. For example, the death of a royal in England has provided many a joke in Scotland atleast.

Immortalicide wrote:I recently purchased the complete box set of george formby!! Now he was funny and he could thrash out a fast riff and his solos were awesome!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhzCBLs8cdQ
(watch the solo at 2mins 30!!!!! )

and don't get me started on Norman Wisdom!!!!

I love banjo stuff it is really intricate and is really impressive, i plan on getting one as soon as i can.

Porridge takes the piss out of Birmingham too

Metal Iain wrote:Taking the piss out of the Scots is a pointless exercise seeing as they basically take the piss out of themselves any way.

The solitary redeeming feature of being Scottish is that Scots realize that they are the epitome of scum and that they'll never amount to anything. The English, on the other hand, exude hope and believe that they can accomplish things. And this is why the Northern Irish, Scots and Welsh love to see England knocked on its arse. For example, the death of a royal in England has provided many a joke in Scotland atleast.

Sounds like the rant from Rents in Trainspotting.

terrorizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Taking the piss out of the Scots is a pointless exercise seeing as they basically take the piss out of themselves any way.

The solitary redeeming feature of being Scottish is that Scots realize that they are the epitome of scum and that they'll never amount to anything. The English, on the other hand, exude hope and believe that they can accomplish things. And this is why the Northern Irish, Scots and Welsh love to see England knocked on its arse. For example, the death of a royal in England has provided many a joke in Scotland atleast.

Sounds like the rant from Rents in Trainspotting.

How can an internet post sound like anything? You are confusing the verbs, 'to hear', 'to read' and 'to understand'. Once the English learn how to speak English, it shall become easier for the Huns to understand what is going on.

Ah, you can't think of witty reply, so pick holes in my use of the English language eh?

terrorizer wrote:Ah, you can't think of witty reply, so pick holes in my use of the English language eh?

A drunken Scot speaks better English than a Hun.

That is all.

Stupid question, why are we Huns?

because we're german. Anglo Saxon y'all.

Hurrah for anglo saxonness. I have actually traced mine back and i am, which is more than can be said for you sorry bunch of micks and wops.

terrorizer wrote:Stupid question, why are we Huns?

Because Scot's refer to Rangers fans as 'Huns' because they wave the Union Jack at every given opportunity: they are Unionists even if they don't know what that means. And therefore, by extension of the use of the Union Jack, any connection with being British becomes tantamount to being a 'Hun'.

As you have probably guessed, the English are to the Scots as the Germans are to the English. I'm not even an SNP voter either. Still, I'd like to see a bit of a shake up regarding Intergovernmental Relations between Scotland and Hunland..

boovidge wrote:because we're german. Anglo Saxon y'all.

That explains my interest in Hitler then.

terrorizer wrote:

boovidge wrote:because we're german. Anglo Saxon y'all.

That explains my interest in Hitler then.

No that is homosexuality.