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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat May 31, 2008 9:28 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Why do you lie so often?!


I could easily ask you the same thing.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 31, 2008 10:52 pm

Dian Wei wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Why do you lie so often?!


I could easily ask you the same thing.


No you couldn't, you fucking liar.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat May 31, 2008 11:27 pm

Fuck off, crap hair.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:09 am

My hair is lovely: I can make my amazing hair horn more or less pronounced depending on how desperate I am for a shag. Alternatively I can not even bother to use wax on it if I'm going for the 'I cannot be ringed leaving the house' look. Such versatility. What's more is that my hair is so thick that I've been led to believe that I won't go bald. I reckon that I could get a job as a newsreader solely on the brilliance of my hair.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby MartinC on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:29 am

On that subject, I have a really good head of hair. All my shit bag mates are in Receedingsville at the moment, but I still retain my luscious locks.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:47 am

I've never had my hair that length, but I'll tell you this for free, my skinhead's bloody lovely. Go on, stroke it, feel that. Yes.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:55 pm

Moleskin?

Are you buying clippers so you can just razor your own hair? I meant to do that but couldn't be ringed and just let it grow for 18 months, realised it still looked shit and then accepted reality and got an excellent haircut.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:23 pm

I've had clippers for years. What did you think I did with the sides of my head when I had the rat-tail?
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:33 pm

I didn't know how long you'd had the rat-tails.

Did you just jettison the rat-tails because people on the bus would torment you by pulling on them and then acting nonchalantly when you turned round to tell them off?
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:35 pm

I actually used to get a round of applause on the bus when I spiked it up. Everyone loved it.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:38 pm

They probably thought that you were some kind of witchdoctor from the Far East that could drag them out of their Carlisle-induced misery.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby thrashduck on Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:47 pm

I remember when some git at school spiked his long hair into two 2 foot devil horns with gel on a non uniform day. He looked like a right tard.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Bangover on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:38 pm

There's always one.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:10 pm

I always hated non-uniform days. Instead of being an excuse for not wearing uniform, they always seemed to turn out as 'Look at me! I'm a Goth in my spare time!' days. Fags.
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Re: New DESTRUCTION album info!

Postby thrashduck on Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:41 pm

I once got called a "headbanger" in year 9 for wearing a billabong t shirt.
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