Man Points

by **MartinC** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:15 pm

Stevedot2 wrote:I hate things like this, I do what ever I want!

Knitting?

by **Immortalicide** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:50 pm

I drive a black 1986 ford capri with a modified engine, power from hell graphics on the sun strip and a spoiler big enough for 2 fat wenches to sit side by side on. I therefore have more man points than all those on the list and the contest is ended. I thank you

by **ribbons69** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:03 pm

Immortalicide wrote:I drive a black 1986 ford capri with a modified engine, power from hell graphics on the sun strip and a spoiler big enough for 2 fat wenches to sit side by side on. I therefore have more man points than all those on the list and the contest is ended. I thank you

Is it a JPS Capri? That would be uber man points!

by **Immortalicide** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:05 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:I drive a black 1986 ford capri with a modified engine, power from hell graphics on the sun strip and a spoiler big enough for 2 fat wenches to sit side by side on. I therefore have more man points than all those on the list and the contest is ended. I thank you

Is it a JPS Capri? That would be uber man points!

ERM....................no :cry:

But in my defense, there are actually only 5 3 litre midnight jps capris known in existance, so ............. well, not much chnace of getting one really :roll:

by **thrashduck** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:16 pm

Nodding at coppers...

Yeh it's a no nonsense list. I quite enjoy many of these.

by **Styxx** on Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:17 pm

Thrashface wrote:No that wins you pedant points

Better than paedo points!

Yeah, I noticed too, didn't wanna point it out though for fear of ridicule

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:30 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Jamie took ages to open some peanuts at the pub yesterday, but carried on without asking for help so he got man points. When he eventually got them open, he spilled some. No points. Cunt.

Jamie is The Biggest Most Ridiculous Woman in the World, he is exempt from man-point earnings.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:35 pm

Immortalicide wrote:But in my defense, there are actually only 5 3 litre midnight jps capris known in existance, so ............. well, not much chnace of getting one really

I'm pretty sure this guy I know owns one, he runs a Capri workshop sort of thing down here in Weston land (well, he used to last time I saw him!).. jammy sod

by **Immortalicide** on Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:52 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:But in my defense, there are actually only 5 3 litre midnight jps capris known in existance, so ............. well, not much chnace of getting one really

I'm pretty sure this guy I know owns one, he runs a Capri workshop sort of thing down here in Weston land (well, he used to last time I saw him!).. jammy sod

Yeah, i know him well, it was he that did all the work on mine last year in fact!, and he is a thrash fan too!!! First time i met him, was at a car show and he was wearing a tankard shirt! I swapped all his vinyl off him last year for 2 wings and an exhaust stystem for a 2.8 litre capri. :lol:

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:18 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Yeah, i know him well, it was he that did all the work on mine last year in fact!, and he is a thrash fan too!!! First time i met him, was at a car show and he was wearing a tankard shirt! I swapped all his vinyl off him last year for 2 wings and an exhaust stystem for a 2.8 litre capri.

Haha, that's awesome that you know him!!! He's a cool bloke and very much a thrash fan, can't believe you nabbed all his records, I bet he had some good stuff in there!!!

by **Styxx** on Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:32 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:Jamie took ages to open some peanuts at the pub yesterday, but carried on without asking for help so he got man points. When he eventually got them open, he spilled some. No points. Cunt.

Jamie is The Biggest Most Ridiculous Woman in the World, he is exempt from man-point earnings.

If you capitalise it like that it makes it an official title too

by **Stevedot2** on Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:46 pm

MartinC wrote:
Stevedot2 wrote:I hate things like this, I do what ever I want!

Knitting?

No but that would be a useful skill. I do like to cook.

by **Herzeleid** on Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:32 pm

Stevedot2 wrote:
MartinC wrote:
Stevedot2 wrote:I hate things like this, I do what ever I want!

Knitting?

No but that would be a useful skill. I do like to cook.

haha, fruitcup.

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:44 pm

I shit manpoints, and beef burgers.

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:01 pm

Styxx wrote:
jonny_boy34 wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:Jamie took ages to open some peanuts at the pub yesterday, but carried on without asking for help so he got man points. When he eventually got them open, he spilled some. No points. Cunt.

Jamie is The Biggest Most Ridiculous Woman in the World, he is exempt from man-point earnings.

If you capitalise it like that it makes it an official title too

That was indeed my plan.