Hahaha, this started off as a really bloody irritating thread, but I persevered... and towards the end, in true UK thrash style it became slightly more entertaining...

I think I just enjoy Martin's rants about women, I take an odd pleasure in how truly offensive they are... I was reminded of that porn scene where there's a woman there in front of a webcam ranting on about how 'women don't get any rights anymore, y'know... we just don't get any respect, I think we deserve some respect' and at that moment out of nowhere some guy shoves his cock in her mouth. Brilliant.

I must say though, as a female [although I'm not entirely sure if I qualify as one of Iain's swamp trolls] I think long hair on guys is seriously hot, if they look after it of course... washing is always a bonus. Big turn on, ask my man

So anyway... yeah... Kiss.... *cough* I have no opinion on the subject, [mainly because this sentence no longer matters as everyone probably switched off after the first few words seeing as I don't have a cock in my mouth]

Metal Iain wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:

Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a

I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.

That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.

You are obviously using poor technique and gripping too hard.

Aye, I grip quite close behind my bell-end and believe that my foreskin is a bit on t'tight side. I've had cuts before...

Nippy when you go for a piss. Ouch!!!

Dian Wei wrote:7 ha! i have managed 8. The last one took three hours.

Pfft, i've managed SEX 8 times in a day. I walked with a limp of achievement after that day.

Animals do not count, nor dead relatives.

And dead animal relatives are right out.

Exactly.

Shugmaster wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:

Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a

I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.

That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.

You are obviously using poor technique and gripping too hard.

Aye, I grip quite close behind my bell-end and believe that my foreskin is a bit on t'tight side. I've had cuts before...

Nippy when you go for a piss. Ouch!!!

Thankfully I have a bladder with steel. I can get to seven pints before I need to take a slash.

Herzeleid wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:7 ha! i have managed 8. The last one took three hours.

Pfft, i've managed SEX 8 times in a day. I walked with a limp of achievement after that day.

Did you go to a knocking-shop in Bratislava or something?

James wrote:I had a school friend who claimed seven in a day, but no one really believed him.

Theres a guy in my house who claims to have wanked every hour for a day

boovidge wrote:

James wrote:I had a school friend who claimed seven in a day, but no one really believed him.

Theres a guy in my house who claims to have wanked every hour for a day

That is just bollocks. Your prostate needs time to recharge.

Exactly.

he claims that if he doesnt wank at least once every day he has a wet dream.

I'd be seriously worried if I were him.

Yeah that is some kind of imbalance. Mark him as a potential sex offender and keep an eye on the newspapers.

The funny thing is, no guy would ever have the sack to go to the doctor and tell him that he needed to wank at least once a day for fear of having a wet dream.