A man with Down's syndrome walks into a bar.
The barman says, "why the mong face?"

what do you call a spazzy metal band?

Syndrome Of A Down.

haaaaaaaaaa

I posted a picture in the "Funny pictures thread" a while back of some downs syndrome people on stage and they were labeled Syndrome of a Down, wonderful.

classic.
was it a picture direct from the official system of a down website

soad are ok

if the frontman took some ritalin then maybe i could tolerate them

he's a good singer, see aerials

hes also really good at pulling annoying faces and is way too ott in videos,
just like jack black.
i also turn over the tv channel asap if ronnie corbett appears on screen.
so you see i get seriously mentally effected by all the above and cant stand them for even 2 seconds

oh yeah,and ashton kutcher and lenny henry.

Rik you like me, and all i pretty do is pull silly faces.

Dian Wei wrote:Rik you like me, and all i pretty do is pull silly faces.

yeah but you dont pull 100 different faces in under 1 minute and you dont have an annoying face.
besides you are lovely so i could never dislike you or change the channel whenever you appear on tv.

That second part, fried gold.

Dian Wei wrote:Rik you like me, and all i pretty do is pull silly faces.

We love you for it.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Atheists.

Athe...

Only kidding! Because we don't go around knocking ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13.

It's an old one but it tickled me!

Dear Jonathon Ross,
I've shagged your daughter,



Who's laughing now??,


Love,
Gary Glitter x