I don't know where I heard this from, but it's brilliant..

Next time you see her, or any pics of her with her new boyf, ask yourself if her mouth still tastes of your cock!

zykloned wrote:I don't know where I heard this from, but it's brilliant..

Next time you see her, or any pics of her with her new boyf, ask yourself if her mouth still tastes of your cock!

That's not that good, as it implies that you some how know her mouth tastes of your cock.

Also, how would you know it is the taste or your cock? Maybe she got around while you were going out?

THINK.

i got over my ex by shagging someone else.

what? it worked.

yeah thats a good way but it's not always easy to find a chick to shag.

i'm a right bitch and i get laid.

if i can charm someone into the sack anyone can.

ash wrote:i'm a right bitch and i get laid.

if i can charm someone into the sack anyone can.

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you don't get how hard it is for guys to find girls who are up for it lol, compared to vice versa, cos every guy wants some pussy hahaha

fucking women!

Which is exactly why I've started dressing gay. If girls assume you don't want to bang them, by the time they find out you do it's far too late.

thrash metal maniac wrote:

ash wrote:i'm a right bitch and i get laid.

if i can charm someone into the sack anyone can.

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you don't get how hard it is for guys to find girls who are up for it lol, compared to vice versa, cos every guy wants some pussy hahaha

fucking women!

i wouldn't have said that was strictly true.

i hardly ever find new shagging partners and i'm sleazy as hell.

ash wrote:i wouldn't have said that was strictly true.

i hardly ever find new shagging partners and i'm sleazy as hell.

there must be loads of gays round where you live then!!!

thrash metal maniac wrote:

ash wrote:i wouldn't have said that was strictly true.

i hardly ever find new shagging partners and i'm sleazy as hell.

there must be loads of gays round where you live then!!!

yeah they must be. i don't understand how anyone can resist my smooth talking ways.

theres no chance of pulling a girl at a metal gig seeing as there's 300 dudes and about 4 chicks

if metal guys would cut their hair and wash their faces i would consider going to metal gigs to score.

lets arrange a UK thrash field trip to an MCR gig to pull some birds

going to an mcr gig to score would be cool if you were into shagging 13yr olds.

ash wrote:if metal guys would cut their hair and wash their faces i would consider going to metal gigs to score.

i wash my face all the time


i was thinking there would be loads of hot girls at the cradle gig man i was so wrong.